rodders0223 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Had him young.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dAVe80 Posted May 12, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 12, 2016 Very funny (possibly NSFW) 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 31 minutes ago, dAVe80 said: Very funny (possibly NSFW) That is possibly the best thing ever. That is so hilarious I'm dying 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czechlad Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Apparently Benitez might stick with them next season. Surprising if he does. I am sure he could land the Everton job, but that basically means Newcastle will come back up next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 All depends on what kind of budget Rafas going to be given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Home Rangers FC: Mike Ashley could be forced to rip up Ibrox contracts ... and Football League rules say Newcastle can be KICKED OUT 06:00, 13 MAY 2016 UPDATED 08:22, 13 MAY 2016 BY KEITH JACKSON IF he is found to be breaking rules, bosses have the right to kick Newcastle out of their set-up in a move which would effectively see United frozen out of professional football. image: http://i1.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article5643317.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Mike-Ashley-Sports-Direct-Rangers.jpg MIKE ASHLEY could be forced to rip up his controversial commercial contracts with Rangers as a result of Newcastle’s relegation from the top flight of English football. Sources at the Football League confirmed to the Daily Record yesterday that they are set to investigate the full extent of Ashley’s interests in the Ibrox club to discover if he is in breach of a raft of their strict regulations over association and dual interests. And, if Ashley is found to be breaking the rules, league bosses have the right to kick Newcastle out of their set-up in a move which would effectively see United frozen out of professional football. The extensive regulations are written into Sections 10 and 11 of the Football League’s rule book. It states: “The following regulations prohibit one club controlling another and individuals, either alone or with others, having interests in or influence over more than one club. And it goes on to warn: “Any breach of any of the foregoing Regulations 98 to 101 inclusive, including without limitation knowingly rendering incorrect or incomplete information pursuant to Regulations 101 and 103, shall constitute misconduct. “Without prejudice to the range of other sanctions that may be imposed in respect of such breach, any club in breach of any of the aforesaid regulations may with the sanction of a special resolution passed at an Annual or Extraordinary General Meeting of The League, be expelled from The League. There shall be no right of appeal against such expulsion.” Ashley currently controls 8.92 per cent of the Ibrox club’s shares. The Football League does allow ownership of up to 10 per cent of other clubs, including those in Scotland, provided they are ‘held purely for investment purposes only’. Read more http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rangers-fc-mike-ashley-could-7957467#qphuR3x10Z2t8Pp8.99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 There's approximately 0% chance that Newcastle are being kicked out of the league. I like how they go one further than other rags and don't just bold, but put the important bits in bright red. Lots of pictures too. They know their audience. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Can't see them being kicked out of football. As much as I dislike the club, I'd not want to see it happen either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 The fans shouldnt be punished for ashleys stupidness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted May 13, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2016 It would never happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 13, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2016 If a teacher marked that they'd run out of red ink. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 There's a sentence at the start of Winnie-the-Pooh that goes on for about three pages. The main difference I guess is that Milne's sentence is worth reading. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisVillan Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Aaaand breathe. Or, even better, don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 13, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2016 Note that that sentence still isn't finished. It could have gone on for pages and pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 English is just like an evolving language man the rules arent set in stone shakespeare didnt follow loads of the rules and look at that guy you need to not let your expression be constrained by grammar and punctuation and just express yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 (edited) e e cummings there making as much sense as a jawdee Edited May 13, 2016 by HanoiVillan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 "I had cement for her". They don't write them like that anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 2 hours ago, V01 said: The punctuation and spelling don't bother me...but for **** sake it's not the Premiership anymore. "Who we got in the coca cola cup son?" "...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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