Jimzk5 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 I'm pretty sure Gary lineker would happily give malkay MacKay a blowjob based on there arse sucking presenting tonight. I reckon Alan Hanson would stroke garys hair whilst he did it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 I'm pretty sure Gary lineker would happily give malkay MacKay a blowjob based on there arse sucking presenting tonight. I reckon Alan Hanson would stroke garys hair whilst he did it too. I think I have missed a good TV-show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Just watching MOTD2 and lawro (talking about Adam Johnson) said something along the lines of 'I don't know why he left city, seems like he's took the easy option' Now I'm not Adam Johnsons biggest fan but surely the easy option would be to rot on a bench picking up his high salary. Lawro=idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 I'm pretty sure Gary lineker would happily give malkay MacKay a blowjob based on there arse sucking presenting tonight. I reckon Alan Hanson would stroke garys hair whilst he did it too. You've thought about this way too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 I'm pretty sure Gary lineker would happily give malkay MacKay a blowjob based on there arse sucking presenting tonight. I reckon Alan Hanson would stroke garys hair whilst he did it too. I think I have missed a good TV-show Depends what you're into I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Roy is spot on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdomlahor Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 (edited) I can't remember which commentator it was, but in our game against Newcastle at the weekend, he said: "Up comes Mike Williamson for the corner, who's always a big threat from set pieces." He then went on to explain how he hasn't scored from one for Newcastle in his entire career. Just the other week, someone claimed that Ron Vlaar isn't known for his shots from distance. Both of his competitive goals for us have been from 20+ yards. And don't even get me started on Andy **** Townsend. The bias is somewhat understandable when commentating on English teams in Europe, but to constantly groan and sigh when United miss chances is nothing less than highly unprofessional in my book. It's cringey. There was also clear reluctance to give Olympiakos any credit at all. That Keane interview was refreshing. Edited February 26, 2014 by adz.villa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 think with Keane is I doubt he would last 2 games on Sky. Jeff Stelling would have a heart attack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdomlahor Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I hate Roy Keane and his tough guy attitude, but he does provide refreshing honesty and there's no bullshit with him either. I wish they'd put him on MotD with Shearer when Hansen retires at the end of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakid007 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Roy Keane on MOTD would be hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 27, 2014 I@m sure TOwnsend will be in and around the ITV studios for a long time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 BBC have recruited Rio Ferdinand for the world cup. High profile, but he's not the most articulate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjaacckk91 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I can't remember which commentator it was, but in our game against Newcastle at the weekend, he said: "Up comes Mike Williamson for the corner, who's always a big threat from set pieces." He then went on to explain how he hasn't scored from one for Newcastle in his entire career. Just the other week, someone claimed that Ron Vlaar isn't known for his shots from distance. Both of his competitive goals for us have been from 20+ yards. And don't even get me started on Andy **** Townsend. The bias is somewhat understandable when commentating on English teams in Europe, but to constantly groan and sigh when United miss chances is nothing less than highly unprofessional in my book. It's cringey. There was also clear reluctance to give Olympiakos any credit at all. That Keane interview was refreshing. this reminded me of something I heard last year, a commentator on a fulham game(I think it was niall Quinn) kept saying "sascha riether the young German fullback", or "riether showing his youthful inexperience there", he was 30 or 31. I had to Google his age just to reassure myself because the commentator was convinced he was young. how some of these people are actually getting paid for it is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 4, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 4, 2014 BBC have recruited Rio Ferdinand for the world cup. High profile, but he's not the most articulate. I may be judging a book by its cover, but sounds like they're using their usual policy of just hiring ex footballers without any regard for whether they'll actually be good at the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Exactly, Adebayor from the last world cup was a disaster. His English was not great, he didn't understand some of the questions being asked, and his phone went off twice live on air. They wanted an African on the panel for the African world cup which is understandable, but there were better candidates out there who may of not as been as famous, but better suited for a punditary role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 4, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) I think ex-players are really valuable on the panel, and Rio would be good. BUT the ex-players should be there to give a players' point of view on something. So for example, a proper analyst (the likes of Neville or Hansen who, despite what you think about them, at least have shown they have some level of insight into the game) says something like "I think the centreback there is way too tight, he's given the striker an easy opportunity to turn him and get a shot away" to which Rio would be asked by the presenter "Rio, what do you think? How would you have handled that situation?" And he'd probably give a decent answer to that. Or some insight as to what would be said at half time etc etc. The kind of things a player's point of view would be interesting on. But instead we're bound to get some "tactical analysis" from Rio which will probably involve a cobbled together series of clips with Rio giving the bog standard BBC pundit second hand play by play over the top, not actually telling us anything we didn't already know. I'll reserve judgement until it happens, maybe he'll be surprisingly good. But I'm not holding my breath. Edited March 4, 2014 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 If Rio Ferdinand means less Robbie Savage then I'll all for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I never listen to what the Pundits have to say anyway. I just turn the match on at kick off and switch off when it's done I wish there was a way of watching the actual match without commentry. Sometimes I think people expect too much there is only so much you can say on a game of football a lot of it is going to be stating the obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I wish there was a way of watching the actual match without commentry. Put the TV on mute ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danwichmann Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I wish there was a way of watching the actual match without commentry. Put the TV on mute ? Somehow it just doesn't sound right with no sound. I want to be able to turn commentary off while having the background noise on. I actually prefer streams with foreign commentary I don't understand, especially over excited Spanish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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