PussEKatt Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Seen anything printed on a T shirt,car sticker, fridge magnet or anything else that you think might be worth sharing with thr rest of us on VT ? T shirt: Who are all these kids And why are they calling me dad T shirt: ( with a picture of a Camel cigarette pack on the front ) Most men who have tried Camels, prefer women. Car sticker: If you can read this I have lost my caravan. Car sticker: Keep death off the roads,ride on the foothpath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 You arent one of those awful people who posts pictures of quotes on Facebook, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Don't eat yellow snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 is it bad form to quote yourself :-) anyhow here's my top tip for young children / motorists If you hit me at below 30mph, there is an 80% chance I'll live , but If you drive at 60 mph there is a far chance you will be a few hundred yards up the road when i step out without looking" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Best one I've seen was written on the door of a Chinese Restuarant in Spain.... "Old Chinese Proverb Say "Its not the quality of the ingredients, but the skill of the chef that is important"" :shock: The subtext I suppose is "It might be cat, but its **** well cooked cat" We didn't eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 You arent one of those awful people who posts pictures of quotes on Facebook, are you? ARRRGGGGHHH!!! Hate that! Right I am off to the things that piss you off thread!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 You're the first person in the history of the entire universe to find one of those crappy bumper stickers amusing. Northampton General Hospital, my proud place of birth had a sign : "Family Planning Advice : Use The Rear Entrance". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 You're the first person in the history of the entire universe to find one of those crappy bumper stickers amusing. Northampton General Hospital, my proud place of birth had a sign : "Family Planning Advice : Use The Rear Entrance". I was born there!!! hahaha. Thats brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Han Solo once said........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Think 'Prick', Say 'Tut' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I hate t-shirts with stuff printed on them related to drinking beer and getting drunk. I mean people can wear what they want, I just think they're really unoriginal and dare I say, common? Things like, "I don't get drunk, I get awesome!", or "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk (alcoholics go to meetings)", that sort of thing. Then again I hate the drinking culture. That doesn't mean I don't drink, I just hate it when people feel the need to show off about it like it's an achievement. There's more to life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I almost never wear shirts with printed messages on them, too ostentatious (from a personal point of view) for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted July 10, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2012 I have a couple of items of clothing with 'funny' things printed on them. One's just a plain blue T-shirt that with the following printed on the front: 'Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I' The other is a hoody with a picture of a dinosaur/Godzilla rampaging through a city, and the words 'I'm huge in Japan'. Which I would be. Fnarr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 At the real ("real" as in "Real Madrid") hypermarket outside of 'Gladbach I once saw a price-tag for "Hot Cock Sauce". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 10, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 10, 2012 Of course what really happened was that you saw "Hot Cock Sauce" and said "Wow, how much is that?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I will neither confirm nor deny that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 You are a star! I had a hooky copy of this and lost it and never knew what it was to go get another copy. cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 You're the first person in the history of the entire universe to find one of those crappy bumper stickers amusing. Northampton General Hospital, my proud place of birth had a sign : "Family Planning Advice : Use The Rear Entrance". I was born there!!! hahaha. Thats brilliant. This picture looks really shopped. But I'm not quite sure why.. because it was a real sign.. The internet confuses me at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 When I find myself in times of trouble, Peter Beardsley comes to me, Speaking words of wisdom, Beardsley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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