PussEKatt Posted July 10, 2012 Posted July 10, 2012 Seen anything printed on a T shirt,car sticker, fridge magnet or anything else that you think might be worth sharing with thr rest of us on VT ? T shirt: Who are all these kids And why are they calling me dad T shirt: ( with a picture of a Camel cigarette pack on the front ) Most men who have tried Camels, prefer women. Car sticker: If you can read this I have lost my caravan. Car sticker: Keep death off the roads,ride on the foothpath.
The_Rev Posted July 10, 2012 Posted July 10, 2012 You arent one of those awful people who posts pictures of quotes on Facebook, are you?
tonyh29 Posted July 10, 2012 Posted July 10, 2012 is it bad form to quote yourself :-) anyhow here's my top tip for young children / motorists If you hit me at below 30mph, there is an 80% chance I'll live , but If you drive at 60 mph there is a far chance you will be a few hundred yards up the road when i step out without looking"
Eames Posted July 10, 2012 Posted July 10, 2012 Best one I've seen was written on the door of a Chinese Restuarant in Spain.... "Old Chinese Proverb Say "Its not the quality of the ingredients, but the skill of the chef that is important"" :shock: The subtext I suppose is "It might be cat, but its **** well cooked cat" We didn't eat.
b6bloke Posted July 10, 2012 Posted July 10, 2012 You arent one of those awful people who posts pictures of quotes on Facebook, are you? ARRRGGGGHHH!!! Hate that! Right I am off to the things that piss you off thread!!!
Qwpzxjor1 Posted July 10, 2012 Posted July 10, 2012 You're the first person in the history of the entire universe to find one of those crappy bumper stickers amusing. Northampton General Hospital, my proud place of birth had a sign : "Family Planning Advice : Use The Rear Entrance".
Eames Posted July 10, 2012 Posted July 10, 2012 You're the first person in the history of the entire universe to find one of those crappy bumper stickers amusing. Northampton General Hospital, my proud place of birth had a sign : "Family Planning Advice : Use The Rear Entrance". I was born there!!! hahaha. Thats brilliant.
Ginko Posted July 10, 2012 Posted July 10, 2012 I hate t-shirts with stuff printed on them related to drinking beer and getting drunk. I mean people can wear what they want, I just think they're really unoriginal and dare I say, common? Things like, "I don't get drunk, I get awesome!", or "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk (alcoholics go to meetings)", that sort of thing. Then again I hate the drinking culture. That doesn't mean I don't drink, I just hate it when people feel the need to show off about it like it's an achievement. There's more to life.
legov Posted July 10, 2012 Posted July 10, 2012 I almost never wear shirts with printed messages on them, too ostentatious (from a personal point of view) for me.
Troglodyte Posted July 10, 2012 VT Supporter Posted July 10, 2012 I have a couple of items of clothing with 'funny' things printed on them. One's just a plain blue T-shirt that with the following printed on the front: 'Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I' The other is a hoody with a picture of a dinosaur/Godzilla rampaging through a city, and the words 'I'm huge in Japan'. Which I would be. Fnarr.
GarethRDR Posted July 10, 2012 Posted July 10, 2012 At the real ("real" as in "Real Madrid") hypermarket outside of 'Gladbach I once saw a price-tag for "Hot Cock Sauce".
BOF Posted July 10, 2012 Moderator Posted July 10, 2012 Of course what really happened was that you saw "Hot Cock Sauce" and said "Wow, how much is that?".
chrisp65 Posted July 10, 2012 Posted July 10, 2012 You are a star! I had a hooky copy of this and lost it and never knew what it was to go get another copy. cheers
Qwpzxjor1 Posted July 10, 2012 Posted July 10, 2012 You're the first person in the history of the entire universe to find one of those crappy bumper stickers amusing. Northampton General Hospital, my proud place of birth had a sign : "Family Planning Advice : Use The Rear Entrance". I was born there!!! hahaha. Thats brilliant. This picture looks really shopped. But I'm not quite sure why.. because it was a real sign.. The internet confuses me at times.
Wainy316 Posted July 10, 2012 Posted July 10, 2012 When I find myself in times of trouble, Peter Beardsley comes to me, Speaking words of wisdom, Beardsley.
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