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Once I've tugged myself off to milf lesbian porn, I'm going to have my dinner then settle down to an evening of The Wire, fine whisky and a lion bar.

 

Rest of the weekend will be spent in a similar manner. 

 

This guy stole your idea!

 

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Once I've tugged myself off to milf lesbian porn, I'm going to have my dinner then settle down to an evening of The Wire, fine whisky and a lion bar. Rest of the weekend will be spent in a similar manner.

Eerily similar to mine. Got the pinot grigio chilling, season 4 of the wire ready to go, caramel digestives on the table then later on a tug to babestation before bed.

 

babestation rocks, i always used to put it on when i got in from a night out.

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Once I've tugged myself off to milf lesbian porn, I'm going to have my dinner then settle down to an evening of The Wire, fine whisky and a lion bar. Rest of the weekend will be spent in a similar manner.

Eerily similar to mine. Got the pinot grigio chilling, season 4 of the wire ready to go, caramel digestives on the table then later on a tug to babestation before bed.

babestation rocks, i always used to put it on when i got in from a night out.

The more ropey the bird, the crappier the tats and more misaligned the fake jugs are the better it is.

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Once I've tugged myself off to milf lesbian porn, I'm going to have my dinner then settle down to an evening of The Wire, fine whisky and a lion bar. Rest of the weekend will be spent in a similar manner.

Eerily similar to mine. Got the pinot grigio chilling, season 4 of the wire ready to go, caramel digestives on the table then later on a tug to babestation before bed.

babestation rocks, i always used to put it on when i got in from a night out.

The more ropey the bird, the crappier the tats and more misaligned the fake jugs are the better it is.

 

 

They gotta look bored too, and yawn a lot, when not talking to someone off screen. That's what does it for me.

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i remember the shock i had when i got in one night and found one of my mates sister on there, no joke. id grew up five doors down from the family and got on well with them all my life. i still aint had her about it as i dont see her much these days.


 

 

 

 

Once I've tugged myself off to milf lesbian porn, I'm going to have my dinner then settle down to an evening of The Wire, fine whisky and a lion bar. Rest of the weekend will be spent in a similar manner.


Eerily similar to mine. Got the pinot grigio chilling, season 4 of the wire ready to go, caramel digestives on the table then later on a tug to babestation before bed.
babestation rocks, i always used to put it on when i got in from a night out.

The more ropey the bird, the crappier the tats and more misaligned the fake jugs are the better it is.

 

 

They gotta look bored too, and yawn a lot, when not talking to someone off screen. That's what does it for me.

 

your just a pervert.

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I saw nick doody supporting Dave Gorman this week, and he was talking about wanking, he said ladies, you have no idea how much wanking men do as teenagers, you think you know, but quadruple that, and you think men give it up when they are married, as soon as you leave the house they are wanking. Cue lots and lots of husbands laughing politely and shifting uncomfortably in their seats.

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I saw nick doody supporting Dave Gorman this week, and he was talking about wanking, he said ladies, you have no idea how much wanking men do as teenagers, you think you know, but quadruple that, and you think men give it up when they are married, as soon as you leave the house they are wanking. Cue lots and lots of husbands laughing politely and shifting uncomfortably in their seats.

Completely spot on though.

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I saw nick doody supporting Dave Gorman this week, and he was talking about wanking, he said ladies, you have no idea how much wanking men do as teenagers, you think you know, but quadruple that, and you think men give it up when they are married, as soon as you leave the house they are wanking. Cue lots and lots of husbands laughing politely and shifting uncomfortably in their seats.

Completely spot on though.

 

Absolutely.

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up relatively early for a Sunday

 

hot croissants n jam for breakfast

 

drop stuff off at my parents, house is in top picture (keep 'em sweet, think of the will), 10 minutes down the beach just to get some colour in our cheeks

 

then in to Cardiff down the bay, had a burgers and nacho's and chilli and fries and onion rings and coke for Sunday lunch which felt brilliantly sinful, sat in the most kitsch 'diner' with Elvis and Monroe memorabilia all over the walls and a rock n roll jukebox booming out

 

back home via a walk along the prom to see Flat Holm and Steep Holm (not my photo that one, robbed off twitter)

 

bloody freezing cold now but I think that counts as a maximised sunny January day

 

four years ago I'd have spent my time and money driving up to watch the Villa, this has reduced down to reading the reactions thread and feeling sad

 

if there's one thing the American owner should understand, it's entertainment value, right?

 

 

 

now, coffee..... 

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