Mozzavfc Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 44 minutes ago, Chine said: What goes through a Celtic fans mind 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted September 19, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 19, 2022 14 hours ago, Follyfoot said: A bloke who used to knock around with our lots party piece was to suck the blue disinfectant blocks out of urinals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 9 hours ago, TheAuthority said: That cant be true,surely you are taking the piss ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 On 18/09/2022 at 14:27, Follyfoot said: A bloke who used to knock around with our lots party piece was to suck the blue disinfectant blocks out of urinals. Never had much luck with the ladies funnily enough Poor chap just wanted to be loved, but ended up with blue teeth and chronic oral chlamydia. Hope he’s okay now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted September 19, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 19, 2022 13 minutes ago, KentVillan said: Poor chap just wanted to be loved, but ended up with blue teeth and chronic oral chlamydia. Hope he’s okay now. This was not his worst crime, he was a villa supporter up until the age of 19, Then met a girl who was a dog head into Cliff Richard who wore a denim jacket with hundreds of badges of Cliff Richard on it. He then converted to be a dog head. He was dead to me after that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talldarkandransome Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 On 18/09/2022 at 14:27, Follyfoot said: A bloke who used to knock around with our lots party piece was to suck the blue disinfectant blocks out of urinals. Never had much luck with the ladies funnily enough No urinals in the ladies is there! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted September 19, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, Talldarkandransome said: No urinals in the ladies is there! If they were fit we told them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted September 19, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Follyfoot said: This was not his worst crime, he was a villa supporter up until the age of 19, Then met a girl who was a dog head into Cliff Richard who wore a denim jacket with hundreds of badges of Cliff Richard on it. He then converted to be a dog head. He was dead to me after that I could cope with a mate turning Dog Head, but if we went out with a bird who was into Cliff Richard I would eliminate all trace of him from my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted September 19, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 19, 2022 It sounds like she’s just a devil woman… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted September 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Mark Albrighton said: It sounds like she’s just a devil woman… A living doll (Sorry, all I got and only because of the The Young Ones.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted September 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 20, 2022 12 hours ago, Follyfoot said: He was dead to me after that It's so funny you don't talk anymore. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 20, 2022 Moderator Share Posted September 20, 2022 She doesn't live here anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 20, 2022 On 18/09/2022 at 14:44, bannedfromHandV said: Queuing is just good manners and politeness, for outside observers it’s seen as formality, which are all considered quintessential characteristics of Britain. Queuing is just a recognition that someone was there before you and you’re not special. Not everyone adheres to it though of course and some do think they’re special. It’s in the same category for me as when you go to a bar, if I think someone’s been there longer than me but the barman comes to me first I’ll always offer it to that other party (though admittedly, this is a decent way to seem polite whilst also guaranteeing you get served after that person/party). But you still get the dicks who just rock up and are happy to be served first with zero consideration for anyone else who may have been there before them (and yes, a good bartender should know the order but good bartenders are few and far between these days). When i was in Thailand and getting one of the ferries, the queueing system had evolved to people leaving their flip flops in the queue and then sitting down and chilling. When your flip flops were at the front, you went to buy your ticket. I don't know if this was a formal arrangement or if it had been spontaneously invented on that day only. But it made glorious sense. All the order of a good british queue with added comfort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 11 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: When i was in Thailand and getting one of the ferries, the queueing system had evolved to people leaving their flip flops in the queue and then sitting down and chilling. When your flip flops were at the front, you went to buy your ticket. I don't know if this was a formal arrangement or if it had been spontaneously invented on that day only. But it made glorious sense. All the order of a good british queue with added comfort How did the flop flops move in the queue though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 20, 2022 (edited) 57 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said: How did the flop flops move in the queue though? They didn't, but as you went up you put your pair on so the next pair were now the front of the queue I guess with a really long queue you'd have to shuffle them all forward at some point, but this was only about 20 pairs so it didn't really matter Edited September 20, 2022 by Stevo985 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted September 20, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 20, 2022 Thanks for that shit story, Stevo 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 20, 2022 1 hour ago, lapal_fan said: Thanks for that shit story, Stevo You're welcome babes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Stevo985 said: I don't know if this was a formal arrangement or if it had been spontaneously invented on that day only. But it made glorious sense. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 20, 2022 1 minute ago, tonyh29 said: Ah there you go Where was that out of interest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 1 minute ago, tonyh29 said: They'd get mighty confused in Budapest waiting for shoes to move. #secretbudapestlols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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