Demitri_C Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 heskey leave the club, please. your flipping awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaRoy Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Villa move has never really worked, get a little fee for him from Leicester in Jan and be done with him now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03butpau Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I will piggyback him down the M69 myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danceoftheshamen Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I have never "got" the Heskey thing.... He adds a bit of solidity up front at the ridiculous cost of Goal scoring potential. How do you figure that? How on earth do you decide that it's better to have a little bit more solidity & presence up front when it is to the detriment of our scoring potential?...I just don't get it. Go back to our attack just before MON signed Heskey....# Carew, Gabby, Young etc & we were on a very hot scoring streak regularly scoring 3,4 & 5 a game..... Then Heskey comes..Scores the goal in a 1-0 away win at Portsmouth & thats it.. Our goal tally completely changes to 0, 1 & 2's How come this was never noticed?! Bizarre.. very bizarre In the 14 Premiership games before Heskey came we scored 25 goals & conceded 14 In the 14 after his arrival we scored just 15 goals!! & conceded 24 goals!! So we went from a +11 Goal difference to a -9 GD!! In the games leading up to his arrival of the top 4 sides we played Man U (H), Arsenal (H&A) & Chelsea (A) so 4 in total After his arrival of the top 4 sides we played Chelsea (H), Liverpool (A) & Man U (A) so 3 in total! So we averaged 1.79 goals per game before he came & 1.07 after he came though our supposed extra solidity gave us a defensive average of 1 goal conceded per game before he came & 1.71 goals conceded per game after his arrival!! I rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 *Should* lose his place in midfield to Bannan or Jenas. I'm hopeful of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDrums Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Its a disgrace he is paid thousands a week to be well Emile Heskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjames333 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 To be fair to Heskey he is not the one asking or demanding to be played out of position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelboyVilla Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 To be fair to Emile it's McUseless that has converted him into a defender!!!! Gabby and Bent to be next!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 To be fair to Heskey he is not the one asking or demanding to be played out of position.Indeed, but that doesn't change the fact that he's still pretty shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjames333 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 To be fair to Heskey he is not the one asking or demanding to be played out of position.Indeed, but that doesn't change the fact that he's still pretty shit. No doubt about it. He is a poor striker and a **** disgrace of a midfielder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelboyVilla Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 To be fair to Heskey he is not the one asking or demanding to be played out of position.Indeed, but that doesn't change the fact that he's still pretty shit. No doubt about it. He is a poor striker and a **** disgrace of a midfielder. Well just imagine what he will be like as a defender? McUseless has already said he wants him to be our next Dion Dublin? What a back 4 this would be should Dunne get injured? Hutton, Collins, Heskey and Warnock... Shit that gives me nightmares just thinking about it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will87 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I can't really understand how he's still playing regularly in the Premier League, his legs went years ago. If MON hadn't saddled us with him he'd have been back at Leicester years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjames333 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I imagine he'd be a bit like Franz Beckenbauer at the back, striding forward with authority and laying the ball off to James Collins to hoof upfield as high and far as possible. The beautiful game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelboyVilla Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I imagine he'd be a bit like Franz Beckenbauer at the back, striding forward with authority and laying the ball off to James Collins to hoof upfield as high and far as possible. The beautiful game. Yes, Total Football!!!! Totally **** shit!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 He'd be a better full back than midfielder, attacker. Sadly, I'm not even joking. Whenever he plays, his best attributes seem to be from a defensive out look. Might as well just stick the guy RB if he's going to play anywhere or even CB, can't get worse than Collins can it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponky Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 He'd be a better full back than midfielder, attacker. Sadly, I'm not even joking. Whenever he plays, his best attributes seem to be from a defensive out look. Might as well just stick the guy RB if he's going to play anywhere or even CB, can't get worse than Collins can it? YES Any position Heskey plays in makes matters worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelboyVilla Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 He'd be a better full back than midfielder, attacker. Sadly, I'm not even joking. Whenever he plays, his best attributes seem to be from a defensive out look. Might as well just stick the guy RB if he's going to play anywhere or even CB, can't get worse than Collins can it? YES Any position Heskey plays in makes matters worse. Exactly and knowing our luck he would end up playing alongside Collins not instead of him! We already have Cuellar and Clark (plus potentially Baker) if McUseless can't work out that any of these are better than Heskey or Collins at the back then maybe he needs to go ask SAF what to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I think it is plain to see by all, that Emile Heskey is no longer anywhere near the standard required of a Premiership footballer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I thought he was our "best" player last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I thought he was our "best" player last night As you have not put a question mark at the end of your sentance Rich, im guessing thats your opinion. Let's just say i disagree. Yes, i has the enthusiasm which has never been questioned, but for me he is not technically gifted and nowhere near athletic enough to cope with the pace at which today's game is played at. No room for sentiment in this game, been a decent servent but needs to moved on at the end of the season, and should'nt be anywhere near the 1st team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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