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Bunch of tree-huggers causing havoc in the office next door. They've only gone and super-glued themselves to the doors :)

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**** them. Pull them off the doors by hand and then bill them for the A&E and Police time they are wasting. 

 

I'm all for peoples freedom to protest but when it slips into base attention seeking word removery as it has over fracking then no mercy should be shown. 

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Those **** really annoy me. As if politiians would drop everything because two twerps stage a sit in protest.

 

I agree with the sentiment, mind you. Fracking is a disaster waiting to happen. But it needs a co-ordinated effort.

Exactly. Put forward an argument based on science and facts to explain why its a stupid idea and I'll go along with it. 

 

A bunch of soap dodgers with a bottle of loctite is more likely to do their cause more harm than good. 

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My attention seeking ex posting "Goodbye Facebook World!" on her Facebook on Friday, obviously looking for some messages of "oh please don't leave us"

 

No-one commented on it. Not a single person.

 

Today she's deleted the post and is back on Facebook.

I've seen this happen to more than one person. It's hilarious, but to happen to an ex must be GOOOOOOOOOOOLD! 

 

 

 

 

In other news, Nick Offerman cheers me up. Was sent one link and I've been watching tons more since my client didn't show :)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRCNdOA58VM

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Coming into work today was so very pleasant even though it was a Monday morning. The plastic Gooners* dotted around the office have been trying to avoid me, but it's been great to bump into most of them.

*None of them, as far as I'm aware, were born within a fifty mile radius of the team they're usually so smug to support.

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*None of them, as far as I'm aware, were born within a fifty mile radius of the team they're usually so smug to support.

Yes but I'm sure you're aware of how only Arsenal fans from Shrewsbury (or similar) who have never kicked a ball in their lives and only started watching football (ie. match of the day) in their mid 20s can truly appreciate beautiful football and us uninitiated dullards don't have the faintest clue what we're watching.

Edit - sorry, wrong thread. That post floss feeling cheers me up.

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Just emerged from my fifth meeting of the day. Not sure what the probability of this happening was but every single meeting today has been with Gooners. Today was a very good day :)

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What is fracking anyway? It sounds like a new kind of porn.

 

Where have you been? It's been a major news item for the last couple of years, even more so of late. 

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you do know they've been fracking in the UK for 25 years over 200 sites?

 

so far, we appear to have survived

This times lots. Just read this on these people's evidence base. So much crap peddled about fracking.

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Just emerged from my fifth meeting of the day. Not sure what the probability of this happening was but every single meeting today has been with Gooners. Today was a very good day :)

 

Did you somehow manage to get in the phrase '3-1'?

 

Something a long the lines of 'So with a vote of 3 to 1 we all in agreement that we'll build the nardnark extension'

 

Or ' This is your first meeting but this my third about the nardnarks'

 

'You wanted the meeting at 3, but the best I can give you is 1'

 

*I have no idea what you do for a job but I assume you build nardnarks.

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It means **** in space language

One of the many reasons BSG cracks me up is the liberal use of that word . It just adds to the cheese fest.

 

I'm enjoying BSG (although I'm only one season in), but yeah it's SO **** cheesey!

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I'm not really sure if this should cheer me up or if I should be worried.

 

It's looking increasingly likely that I've found my new lodger.

 

SHE is a 25 year old Portuguese Air Hostess. And she's hot...

She came to see the room yesterday so I met her in the flesh for the first time.

 

I'm in big **** trouble. She's gorgeous.

 

She's not taking the room.

 

Not sure how I feel about that. Annoyed I'm not getting a lodger, relieved that I won't want to **** my lodger.

 

On the plus side, I could just ask her out now.

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