Stevo985 Posted July 9, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 9, 2015 Episode 4 is stunning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Could Be Rotterdam Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Anyone watch 'married at first sight' last night? Social experiment or degrading marriage? Actually found it quite interesting, can't see either of the couples lasting but it'll be funny to see their reactions when they meet at the altar and realise they aren't attracted to their husband/wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Anyone who is on that show is nothing but a fame whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 10, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2015 BRMB did that years ago. The marriage didn't last very long IIRC. And I'm fairly sure Jeremy Kyle ended up marrying the bride. Although that might be an urban myth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 No that is correct. Kyle was working for BRMB at the time and he was the presenter of the show it was on. He ended up marrying her and having a few kids* *this is snippets of info I pick up sitting next to a group of women at work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 10, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2015 Yeah that's what I'd heard. I remember there being a "Jezza" on BRMB back then, I assume that was him. I was also told he went to my school, but I think that one is definitely a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Just finished season 2 of Black Sails, it was epic. If you've read Treasure Island, you may well love Black Sails. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 'Late and Live with Jezza', I remember listening to that when I was younger, while playing GTA 3 on the PS2. It was a pretty funny radio show, if you removed all feeling for the cretins that were calling up, asking for advice on their genital boils and cheating partners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I thought it was Jezza's Confessions? Didn't someone ring up threatening to commit suicide and Jeremy Kyle supposedly left the studio to go to where they were to stop them? There was some pretty disturbing stuff on that show if I recall correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rob182 Posted July 10, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 10, 2015 Oh yeah, I remember Jezza's Confessions too. He must have had two shows at different points. I didn't listen to that suicide one, but I remember there being a bit of an uproar because it was meant to be live, and some people called the police who went to the location, where there was no-one and no Jezza. Or something like that. There are two callers that I can remember. One was an Indian guy called 'Ali' who worked for an Indian Restaurant in Birmingham, and whose boss hated white people, and the boss paid him £100 to jizz into white customers' curries. I'm hoping it was fake. I mean, why you would call up a live talkshow about that? If you felt guilty and knew it was wrong, then you'd just stop doing it. Unless he was calling to say that he felt like he couldn't say 'no' to his boss.... that might have been it. The other one I remember was a guy called 'Craig', who called up in distress. He said that he'd just got out of the shower, was wearing a dressing gown and had sat on the settee, not realising that the Scalextric power-pack was there. The power-pack electrocuted him, via the balls, and he said that he'd got an erection bigger than he'd ever had, that he couldn't get rid of. Jezza was telling him to go to the hospital, but Craig was saying that he couldn't get his jeans on because of his erection, and that he'd already tried covering his cock in butter, as a make-do lubricant. Anyway, as soon as the erection was mentioned, some women called up and said "If he wants to come to my house he can". At one point, Jezza also said "If you want to call up and speak to Nobby, then give us a ring", and Jezza was actually referring to his researcher/producer who was called 'Nobby', but this Craig thought he was talking about him, and in tears he said "Don't even call me that!!". I don't know why that part has stuck in my mind. A few weeks later, they did a 'revisited' thing, where this Craig fella called up again. He said that the electrocution had resulted in him only being able to have an erection on one side of his nob. Also, he said that he now has two big boils next to his cock that he has to get drained weekly, because they fill up with puss (The more I type this up, the more I'm starting to think... or realise... that it was a load of bullsh*t!). Craig then tells Jezza about something terrible that has happened. He's on the phone shouting "Cathy! Cathy! I love you Cathy!"... Jezza gets him to explain what happened, and he says that he got sick of getting his ball-puss drained, and that he stopped going to the doctors. Then the bad juju happened... Apparantly his long-term girlfriend, Cathy, had been going down on him, when one of the boils popped in her mouth (and/ or face, I can't remember), and she'd left him. So, then Craig has a good cry on the phone, calling for "Cathy!! Cathy!!" ..... and that's what I can remember about Jezza's Confessions. We have a few 'Craig's on here I think. Ring a bell anyone? (excuse the pun) 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Rectify is back, but only for six episodes this season. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Oh yeah, I remember Jezza's Confessions too. He must have had two shows at different points. I didn't listen to that suicide one, but I remember there being a bit of an uproar because it was meant to be live, and some people called the police who went to the location, where there was no-one and no Jezza. Or something like that. There are two callers that I can remember. One was an Indian guy called 'Ali' who worked for an Indian Restaurant in Birmingham, and whose boss hated white people, and the boss paid him £100 to jizz into white customers' curries. I'm hoping it was fake. I mean, why you would call up a live talkshow about that? If you felt guilty and knew it was wrong, then you'd just stop doing it. Unless he was calling to say that he felt like he couldn't say 'no' to his boss.... that might have been it. The other one I remember was a guy called 'Craig', who called up in distress. He said that he'd just got out of the shower, was wearing a dressing gown and had sat on the settee, not realising that the Scalextric power-pack was there. The power-pack electrocuted him, via the balls, and he said that he'd got an erection bigger than he'd ever had, that he couldn't get rid of. Jezza was telling him to go to the hospital, but Craig was saying that he couldn't get his jeans on because of his erection, and that he'd already tried covering his cock in butter, as a make-do lubricant. Anyway, as soon as the erection was mentioned, some women called up and said "If he wants to come to my house he can". At one point, Jezza also said "If you want to call up and speak to Nobby, then give us a ring", and Jezza was actually referring to his researcher/producer who was called 'Nobby', but this Craig thought he was talking about him, and in tears he said "Don't even call me that!!". I don't know why that part has stuck in my mind. A few weeks later, they did a 'revisited' thing, where this Craig fella called up again. He said that the electrocution had resulted in him only being able to have an erection on one side of his nob. Also, he said that he now has two big boils next to his cock that he has to get drained weekly, because they fill up with puss (The more I type this up, the more I'm starting to think... or realise... that it was a load of bullsh*t!). Craig then tells Jezza about something terrible that has happened. He's on the phone shouting "Cathy! Cathy! I love you Cathy!"... Jezza gets him to explain what happened, and he says that he got sick of getting his ball-puss drained, and that he stopped going to the doctors. Then the bad juju happened... Apparantly his long-term girlfriend, Cathy, had been going down on him, when one of the boils popped in her mouth (and/ or face, I can't remember), and she'd left him. So, then Craig has a good cry on the phone, calling for "Cathy!! Cathy!!" ..... and that's what I can remember about Jezza's Confessions. We have a few 'Craig's on here I think. Ring a bell anyone? (excuse the pun) I remember both of these vividly. There was also some fella who cut a core hole in his wall and filled it with various meats so he could stick his knob in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Haha I don't remember that one, I must have been out (buying meat...). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 10, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2015 I remember the guy who said he'd got out the shower and started to dry his balls with a towel that was on the side of the bath. But his missus had been shaving her legs and left the razor on the towel. And... Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Oh yeah, I remember Jezza's Confessions too. He must have had two shows at different points. I didn't listen to that suicide one, but I remember there being a bit of an uproar because it was meant to be live, and some people called the police who went to the location, where there was no-one and no Jezza. Or something like that. There are two callers that I can remember. One was an Indian guy called 'Ali' who worked for an Indian Restaurant in Birmingham, and whose boss hated white people, and the boss paid him £100 to jizz into white customers' curries. I'm hoping it was fake. I mean, why you would call up a live talkshow about that? If you felt guilty and knew it was wrong, then you'd just stop doing it. Unless he was calling to say that he felt like he couldn't say 'no' to his boss.... that might have been it. The other one I remember was a guy called 'Craig', who called up in distress. He said that he'd just got out of the shower, was wearing a dressing gown and had sat on the settee, not realising that the Scalextric power-pack was there. The power-pack electrocuted him, via the balls, and he said that he'd got an erection bigger than he'd ever had, that he couldn't get rid of. Jezza was telling him to go to the hospital, but Craig was saying that he couldn't get his jeans on because of his erection, and that he'd already tried covering his cock in butter, as a make-do lubricant. Anyway, as soon as the erection was mentioned, some women called up and said "If he wants to come to my house he can". At one point, Jezza also said "If you want to call up and speak to Nobby, then give us a ring", and Jezza was actually referring to his researcher/producer who was called 'Nobby', but this Craig thought he was talking about him, and in tears he said "Don't even call me that!!". I don't know why that part has stuck in my mind. A few weeks later, they did a 'revisited' thing, where this Craig fella called up again. He said that the electrocution had resulted in him only being able to have an erection on one side of his nob. Also, he said that he now has two big boils next to his cock that he has to get drained weekly, because they fill up with puss (The more I type this up, the more I'm starting to think... or realise... that it was a load of bullsh*t!). Craig then tells Jezza about something terrible that has happened. He's on the phone shouting "Cathy! Cathy! I love you Cathy!"... Jezza gets him to explain what happened, and he says that he got sick of getting his ball-puss drained, and that he stopped going to the doctors. Then the bad juju happened... Apparantly his long-term girlfriend, Cathy, had been going down on him, when one of the boils popped in her mouth (and/ or face, I can't remember), and she'd left him. So, then Craig has a good cry on the phone, calling for "Cathy!! Cathy!!" ..... and that's what I can remember about Jezza's Confessions. We have a few 'Craig's on here I think. Ring a bell anyone? (excuse the pun) Haha I remember listening to that first one. That was about 15 years ago!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I remember a caller on Jezza saying he smashed his girlfriend in the ass on his mothers sofa and then straight after the girl pooped on the sofa. The poop was blamed on the family dog and now the dog was going to be put down as punishment. The caller was struggling with the guilt but didnt want to admit it was his girl who crapped all over the sofa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 It was better when it was tims confessions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) Not that I listened much to either shows, but Jezza's confessions seemed to be a bit more disturbing and shocking than Tim Shaw's version which just seemed like it was based more on immature humour. Both of them are antagonising bell-ends, however. I didn't find Tim Shaw particularly amusing. God, he used to host the morning radio show on Kerrang with Kate Lawler from Big Brother a few years back, didn't he? That was crap too. Edited July 11, 2015 by Ginko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted July 11, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 11, 2015 I can certainly recall the bloke who electrocuted his balls with the Scalextric set. I'm sure I remember him saying he couldn't pick his kid up from school because he was worried someone would notice the erection and report him or something. I can also recall the listeners suggestions on what to do being hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 11, 2015 Moderator Share Posted July 11, 2015 I remember the guy who said he'd got out the shower and started to dry his balls with a towel that was on the side of the bath. But his missus had been shaving her legs and left the razor on the towel. And... Yeah. I can totally get why that's the kind of anecdote that would stick with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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