BOF Posted February 14, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 14, 2012 I'd never heard it before and everyone thought it was very funny. It's visual too with the sniff that he gives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 the original was about a bloke who keeps getting dripping from his cock each time he goes to the toilet so he goes to the Doctors doctor gives him various medicines but they dont work finally the doc cuts some hairs of his nose and sticks them on the mans cock next time he goes to the toilet , sure enough he is still dripping then suddenly his cock goes Snifffffffffffff ( or however you'd type that snorting / sniff type noise) it's probably funnier when told correctly , and when you are around 13 or 14 (I did say in another thread I had a fairly decent memory , so I'm not sure if that's a good stab at it after 25+ years or should I be word perfect if I have a good memory ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I must say, it IS a very good likeness of our Baselayers. Surprised you noticed Mike , thought you would be too busy pointing out that the DVD series behind isn't in chronological order :winkold: Oh, I've given up on The Youth of Today. No standards. Sorry Mike, atleast they are in alphabetical order and categorised by film, television, and sport / wrestling :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Just watched my friend Sean lose to my friend Paul in 5 straight games of fifa. Sentences like "I'm going to rape your fans" and "I will be right back I need to go hit something" have been said. I am trying so hard not to laugh aloud because he is genuinely pissed off. .......nope, I'ts not working, I'm laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Just had a massive gas and electric bill £250 for January :shock:, this is the problem with being married to a "stay home mum". Will have to have a word with her later, maybe buy her a couple of big jumpers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Aren't they just caramel shortbreads (aka "millionaires' shortbreads") under a Twix label? If so, they'll have to go some to beat THESE: these are epic. they were priced wrong just before christmas because they changed the packaging from 12 pieces to £9 and were £1 each. they were scanning in at buy one get one free. so I bought 10... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Just watched my friend Sean lose to my friend Paul in 5 straight games of fifa. Sentences like "I'm going to rape your fans" and "I will be right back I need to go hit something" have been said. I am trying so hard not to laugh aloud because he is genuinely pissed off. .......nope, I'ts not working, I'm laughing my friend walked out of his own house when he played me on PES many moons ago when he gave me zero chances apart from two 30 yard free kicks, both in the last 10 minutes of the game. scored both he went mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 "I'm going to rape your fans" I like this one. I think I might use this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Why does grated cheese taste better than sliced when on a sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Surface area..... more of the cheese is in contact with your tastebuds... therefore the flavour in more intense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Why are triangular cut sandwiches bigger than square cut sandwiches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 I'm feeling pretty **** depressed today man you know when you hit them times when it just feels like absolutely everything that can dampen your mood will all erupt at once got some shit going on already, the doctors didn't fill me with glee yesterday, I have no **** money, I haveto work a 12 hour shift today and tomorrow. I just feel really pissed off today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 I mite fly over to the ''things that piss you off'' thread on my lunch break and spend a full hour moaning and complaining about every little tiny thing that I can think of that should cheer me up a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Why are triangular cut sandwiches bigger than square cut sandwiches? They're not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Why are triangular cut sandwiches bigger than square cut sandwiches? You've lost me dude!?!? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2012 I know what he means. They're not, but they seem like they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 15, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 15, 2012 Because they have extremities and the eye likes extremities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 I'm feeling pretty **** depressed today man you know when you hit them times when it just feels like absolutely everything that can dampen your mood will all erupt at once got some shit going on already, the doctors didn't fill me with glee yesterday, I have no **** money, I haveto work a 12 hour shift today and tomorrow. I just feel really pissed off today. Dont let everything get on top of you mate. You only have to look at some of the usually faces on the OT forum to see that things can go full circle within the space of 2 or 3 weeks and everything will soon be looking bright. Chin up dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2012 Because they have extremities and the eye likes extremities ...is the right answer. If you show a small child two glass jars - one tall and thin, one short and wide - even if you demonstrate that they both hold exactly the same amount of water, they will still insist that the taller one is "bigger". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Because they have extremities and the eye likes extremities ...is the right answer. If you show Wiggy two glass jars - one tall and thin, one short and wide - even if you demonstrate that they both hold exactly the same amount of water, they will still insist that the taller one is "bigger". Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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