wiggyrichard Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Twix are hideous. You go burn in hell!!! :evil: EDIT - On a side note, there was a girl at high school who gained a nickname of Twix. Answer's on a postcard.... 2 Fingers. Self harm. Am I close? On the button first go mate! What the **** have Twix's and self harming got to do with the price of egg's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 It was my sister you bastard! ('twasn't my sister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 The thorntons ones also get the offical Gay Tony seal of approval Fixed. :winkold: I'm sure I invented an internet rule to negate that phrase Nope, it's stuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Twix ars the kings of the petrol station. You say that like it's a good thing. This is petrol station food we're talking about here, on a par with in-flight meals and a trip to Wimpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2012 I love Twix - and I only buy the king-size ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Twix ars the kings of the petrol station. You say that like it's a good thing. This is petrol station food we're talking about here, on a par with in-flight meals and a trip to Wimpy. Oh I don't know. A well deployed Ginsters does wonders......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Twix ars the kings of the petrol station. You say that like it's a good thing. This is petrol station food we're talking about here, on a par with in-flight meals and a trip to Wimpy. Large Twix & a bottle of orange Lucazade...standard. I actually like in-flight meals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted, but it's still the best of a bad bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I love Twix - and I only buy the king-size ones. Along with a bottle of orange Lucazade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 What is wrong with you people?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Oasis surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2012 I love Twix - and I only buy the king-size ones. Along with a bottle of orange Lucazade?No, don't do carbonated drinks. Coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Oasis surely? Summer fruits or citrus punch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2012 I DO do Oasis though (not fizzy, y'see). Just had one this minute in fact. Citrus Punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Depends... If I have a Twix to go with it, Citrus punch, otherwise Summer fruits all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Depends... If I have a Twix to go with it, Citrus punch, otherwise Summer fruits all the way. That too is the rule i would deploy. Sensible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Is it acceptable for blokes to "wipe/dab" after a piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Is it acceptable for blokes to "wipe/dab" after a piss? No way. Shake it, zip it, ex it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 14, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 14, 2012 I think it was Sean Lock on QI who said wouldn't it be great if they could take cells from the nose and put them in your knob so that when you were finished taking a piss you could sniff and suck the rest back up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I think it was Sean Lock on QI who said I hope nobody applauded him for that line .... the joke with that punchline used to go about when I was at school 25 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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