dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 So now I have an image of you in shorts akin to Bruno Sleep won't come cheaply tonight Nah, knee lengths mate. They are a little on the slim side around the buttock area mind, I have pics if you like. As well as some, ahem, "alternative" pics. PM if interested, I'm not a shy boy. Never have a shuffty in festival toilets though, not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Quality pair o' nut huggers Honestly, FC are the bollocks (see what i did there). I think they must make them from the skin of babies or something. I know I'll be washing them in the tears of orphans. Super pleased with my purchases. Next step, new flip flops. Anyone know where the **** to get a decent pair of shit flickers? I don't mind paying for top quality, I only want one pair. I couldn't find naff all on Oxford Street today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Note to self Alcohol does not win in a contest v cold British night time in a tent Tent cables are lethal when you stagger aroun in the dark and trip over them And camping sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted July 29, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 29, 2012 Or click the ads and send Simon some money 8) I donated so screw you haha 8) No thanks, I only go for fishing-bikini-women. (you can hide the ads when you get your golden lion) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 I went to me sisters 30th birthday party yesterday, it was all good everyone seemed to be having a decent time I pretty much just stuck to a corner with me dad (never been one for socialising and making idle conversation with people I dont know) but it was alright man, I didn't have that much to drink because I was staying up for the boxing. apparently it all kicked off at some point after I left and some kid ended up having his teeth smashed out, I dont have a clue why or what it was about or anything but I just cant understand why people feel the need to start scrapping after they have had a drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Or click the ads and send Simon some money 8) I donated so screw you haha 8) No thanks, I only go for fishing-bikini-women. (you can hide the ads when you get your golden lion) Bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Alcohol does not win in a contest v cold British night time in a tent Tent cables are lethal when you stagger aroun in the dark and trip over them And camping sucks It was nippy in London last night. Depending on the size of tent, a candle or two can make all the difference to the temperature. It'll help with condensation too. There maybe some slight health & safety concerns, but they can be minimised with a candle holder if you thrash about, got kids or you're a puff. Loved camping since the teenage bingefests of too many years ago. Get the right people together and it's just the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Alcohol does not win in a contest v cold British night time in a tent Tent cables are lethal when you stagger aroun in the dark and trip over them And camping sucks It was nippy in London last night. Depending on the size of tent, a candle or two can make all the difference to the temperature. It'll help with condensation too. There maybe some slight health & safety concerns, but they can be minimised with a candle holder if you thrash about, got kids or you're a puff. Loved camping since the teenage bingefests of too many years ago. Get the right people together and it's just the best. yeah it was a good bunch of mates and was a great laugh but but I'm a light sleeper at the best of time and the cold , constant snoring and one mate being rather sick due to too much alcohol meant i went and slept in my car in the end didn't help that I'd alarmed the car when i got in it and thus when i woke up at 5 for a wee i set the alarm off and woke a few people apparently i wouldn't have been as cold if I had taken a sleeping bag with me , lesson learnt and all that :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Since camping in Cornwall 3 years ago when I woke up in the morning, freezing my bollocks off and with a moth the size of my fist just casually strolling over my face I vowed I would make it my life ambition to never ever go camping again. Give me solid walls, comfy bed, proper bathroom facilities and heating and ill be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Went to download festival this year and camped for the 5 days. Weather werent that good for the first few days but camping was brill, with a good group of mates and despite being cold and wet had a right laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 I'd love to go camping and shit like that but my body would literally crumble after a night of sleeping on the floor lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 apparently i wouldn't have been as cold if I had taken a sleeping bag with me , lesson learnt and all that :-) Aye, it's usually just after 'Tent' on the 'must have' list. You'll remember ear plugs next time too. I'd love to go camping and shit like that but my body would literally crumble after a night of sleeping on the floor lol Easy fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 I have the urge to build the bar from Cheers out of Lego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Did you manage to build villa park Ajax ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 29, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 29, 2012 I'd love to go camping and shit like that but my body would literally crumble after a night of sleeping on the floor lol Go glamping instead then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 apparently i wouldn't have been as cold if I had taken a sleeping bag with me , lesson learnt and all that :-) Aye, it's usually just after 'Tent' on the 'must have' list. You'll remember ear plugs next time too. I'd love to go camping and shit like that but my body would literally crumble after a night of sleeping on the floor lol Easy fix. Indeed. After years of festival going you learn that an airbed is essential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Did you manage to build villa park Ajax ? No, I think Villa Park would be a bit too big to fit in my house but I was thinking of doing the Holte End at least but my problem is having big ideas and then not bothering to do them :| I did have other plans to build Villa Park out of Subbuteo though, I did buy two bits of terrace but that's as far as that got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 I just got the "Meet local slags" advert which makes me wonder if I'll ever have a school reunion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted July 29, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 29, 2012 Quality pair o' nut huggers Honestly, FC are the bollocks (see what i did there). I think they must make them from the skin of babies or something. I know I'll be washing them in the tears of orphans. Super pleased with my purchases. Next step, new flip flops. Anyone know where the **** to get a decent pair of shit flickers? I don't mind paying for top quality, I only want one pair. I couldn't find naff all on Oxford Street today. All about Havaianas. Most of the high street gaffs sell em, Schuh, Office etc. Yes, plenty of helmets wear em even when the sun's not out but they're great quality, really comfortable and just plain simple. Winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted July 29, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 29, 2012 I went to me sisters 30th birthday party yesterday, it was all good everyone seemed to be having a decent time I pretty much just stuck to a corner with me dad (never been one for socialising and making idle conversation with people I dont know) but it was alright man, I didn't have that much to drink because I was staying up for the boxing. apparently it all kicked off at some point after I left and some kid ended up having his teeth smashed out, I dont have a clue why or what it was about or anything but I just cant understand why people feel the need to start scrapping after they have had a drink Wowsers! Sounds like a fun party :shock: Having lived abroad from the age of 21 when I graduated until I was 28, it was a real culture shock coming home. I lived in Germany first and then in Amsterdam which was where I got my first experience of what British adults are like. Every weekend they'd come streaming in, drinking too much and puking and pissing everywhere. When I moved back to England it took me months to acclimatise to people cheating on their partners, shagging in pub toilets, fighting and thieving. It was like I'd moved back to the Middle Ages but with added text messages. I just found the behaviour of such a large chunk of society to be totally rank. I still don't know if I've got my head round it to be honest. I might **** off abroad again soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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