Eames Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I know a nurse and she works on the alcoholics/Drug rehabilitation ward. She said that an alcholic on her ward refused to poo for a month and because of this his breath smelt like shit because there was nowhere for the food they were intravenously putting him to go.. Sounds rank. They also remove the hand sanitiser from the ends of the beds because the piss heads were drinking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Changing the subject slightly, I miss sir_gary_cahill. Where'd he go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Changing the subject slightly, I miss sir_gary_cahill. Where'd he go? Last I heard was that he went to a alcoholics/Drug rehabilitation ward. They were worried about him as after he was talking they smelt a strong smell of poo on his breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Changing the subject slightly, I miss sir_gary_cahill. Where'd he go? Last I heard was that he went to a alcoholics/Drug rehabilitation ward. They were worried about him as after he was talking they smelt a strong smell of poo on his breath. You just made me do a snort laugh in a quiet office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 19, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 19, 2012 Changing the subject slightly, I miss sir_gary_cahill. Where'd he go?Last post was a mere ten days ago. Probably on holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 19, 2012 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 19, 2012 Wow, what happened to Chris Moyles? Was he ill? Weight loss? He's been working out pretty hard for the past couple of years. Can't say I've seen many pictures of him but from what I've heard he's lost an incredible amount of weight. Fair playHe's still a word removed though. I don't mind him. He's a bit obnoxious but I feel he plays it up as part of his on air personality. Much like a Clarkson tpe character. I don't have to spend real time with him so he's pretty good value. Although I admit I rarely listen to his show anymore. Sticking a podcast on on the way to work is much more enjoyable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Anyone ever suffer from bad trapped wind? Not been to the bog since Friday and my chest hurts from the trapped wind. It's been like this since Saturday. How long does it usually last? Feels like I am having about 7 heart attacks a day lol! On the prune juice today and had a curry to try and shift it last night but to no avail! Try Senakot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Cannot stand listening to the CMS, I'm amazed it gets listeners to be honest. There is pretty much no content to it. They just spend 3 hours 'filling' jumping on any topic they can and dragging it out for 20mins at a time. I remember a resent chat about the fact he had to buy a different deodourant because his usual one wasn't available. I also hate the whole backroom staff are part of the show thing they do too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I'VE HAD A POOOO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I'VE HAD A POOOO!!!!! Congratulations! What did it weigh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I'VE HAD A POOOO!!!!! Congratulations! What did it weigh? It was only a small one and a bugger to clean but it's a start. Still got chest pains though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Add me to the crowd that dislike Moyles. Chris Evans FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 19, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 19, 2012 Hungary has a lovely national anthem. It's not one you hear often (though I heard it about 100 times over the weekend). #aproposofnothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Still got chest pains though! Oh dear. Was going to say smoke a fag. Mostly given up tobacco, but occasionally (couple of times a year, usually boozed up) one partakes in a roll up. The effects are near miraculous in cases like yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Just had a sandwich and an avocado. Within ten minutes, there was a rush to the toilet to exacuate my bowel. It seemingly went right through me. But I don't know what caused it. The ham is less than a week old, the cheese I just opened, the avocado has been ripening in my press for 4 days and is almost perfect now. The bread went off today, no mould and I toasted it. The mayonnaise is new. The ketchup is very old, but it's just ketchup, right? It's probably the ketchup isn't it? The ham doesn't go off for another 17 days. Fine I'll buy new ketchup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Add me to the crowd that dislike Moyles. Chris Evans FTW! I wouldn't call the population of the Earth 'a crowd' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Just had a sandwich and an avocado. Within ten minutes, there was a rush to the toilet to exacuate my bowel. It seemingly went right through me. But I don't know what caused it. The ham is less than a week old, the cheese I just opened, the avocado has been ripening in my press for 4 days and is almost perfect now. The bread went off today, no mould and I toasted it. The mayonnaise is new. The ketchup is very old, but it's just ketchup, right? It's probably the ketchup isn't it? The ham doesn't go off for another 17 days. Fine I'll buy new ketchup that made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 20, 2012 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2012 Food can't get from mouth to arse in 10 minutes. just sayin' more likely it was something you ate yesterday that has reared it's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I'VE HAD A POOOO!!!!! Congratulations! What did it weigh? It was only a small one and a bugger to clean but it's a start. Still got chest pains though! Why did you bother to clean it ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 20, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2012 I'VE HAD A POOOO!!!!! Congratulations! What did it weigh? It was only a small one and a bugger to clean but it's a start. Still got chest pains though! Why did you bother to clean it ?! Ah, so you CAN polish a turd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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