villaajax Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Still going, it will be my 10th year on there next year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Wow, what happened to Chris Moyles? Was he ill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 I never knew I had that effect on you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted June 18, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 18, 2012 It's not often you get to read a lawsuit with the following: Charles Carreon, Esq."] In order to initiate an Internet jihad against Plaintiff and FJ, Inman uploaded the contents of his "Hitler's porta-potty" on Plaintiff and FJ, drawing a misogynistic cartoon depicting an obese female dressed in her underwear, with pendulous breasts popping out of her brassiere, an enormous posterior distended by an overstretched thong, rouged cheeks, and a crudely lipsticked mouth, calling out to an apparently disinterested brown bear half her size, "COME HURR AND LOVE MEEEE!" And in a lawsuit against the National Wildlife Federation and the American Cancer Society, no less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Anyone ever suffer from bad trapped wind? Not been to the bog since Friday and my chest hurts from the trapped wind. It's been like this since Saturday. How long does it usually last? Feels like I am having about 7 heart attacks a day lol! On the prune juice today and had a curry to try and shift it last night but to no avail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 My dad told me the other day he was constipated for 2 and a half weeks once, was the worst pain he'd ever been in. I don't think I've ever gone longer than about 10 hours without pooping, I like maximise my pooping allowance time at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I've currently got the opposite problem, since having a Lamb tikka Sagwala on Saturday night I just can't stop farting and dumping... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I've currently got the opposite problem, since having a Lamb tikka Sagwala on Saturday night I just can't stop farting and dumping... Oh how I want your life right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 My dad told me the other day he was constipated for 2 and a half weeks once, was the worst pain he'd ever been in. I don't think I've ever gone longer than about 10 hours without pooping, I like maximise my pooping allowance time at work. Two and a half weeks...!!! I'll be dead by then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Posting this while slipping a few turds out on the bog at work. Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Posting this while slipping a few turds out on the bog at work. Enjoy! You have more than a few turds where you work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 How very dare you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Anyone ever suffer from bad trapped wind? Not been to the bog since Friday and my chest hurts from the trapped wind. It's been like this since Saturday. How long does it usually last? Feels like I am having about 7 heart attacks a day lol! On the prune juice today and had a curry to try and shift it last night but to no avail! Have you tried taking this bad boy out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 19, 2012 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 19, 2012 Wow, what happened to Chris Moyles? Was he ill? Weight loss? He's been working out pretty hard for the past couple of years. Can't say I've seen many pictures of him but from what I've heard he's lost an incredible amount of weight. Fair play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 19, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 19, 2012 Wow, what happened to Chris Moyles? Was he ill? Weight loss? He's been working out pretty hard for the past couple of years. Can't say I've seen many pictures of him but from what I've heard he's lost an incredible amount of weight. Fair playHe's still a word removed though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Actually quite like him. I like to listen to the radio on the way to work, if only to feel a bit more 'part of the world' (as sad as that sounds) and I find him to be pretty good company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I know a nurse and she works on the alcoholics/Drug rehabilitation ward. She said that an alcholic on her ward refused to poo for a month and because of this his breath smelt like shit because there was nowhere for the food they were intravenously putting him to go.. Sounds rank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I know a nurse and she works on the alcoholics/Drug rehabilitation ward. She said that an alcholic on her ward refused to poo for a month and because of this his breath smelt like shit because there was nowhere for the food they were intravenously putting him to go.. Sounds rank. Thanks for that!! How do you refuse to poo? Does it not just burst out after a while? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 I walked past some roadkill today I think it was a cat was a furry looking creature but it looked like the tyre had rode over his head what a way to go And to think there are people in the council who get paid to scrape that off the floor with a spatula Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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