TrentVilla Posted April 18, 2012 Moderator Share Posted April 18, 2012 The barber does once he's done with the hair on my head. That's normal right? Yeah sure, so long as they cup your balls for at least 3 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 18, 2012 Author VT Supporter Share Posted April 18, 2012 Yeah, he always cups my balls just before he waxes my legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Tried a wet shave 'down there' once, drew blood. Never again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I haven't looked at Ceefax in years but after reading this on the BBC News website, I've realised that the digital switch over means the end of Ceefax! CeeFax / TeleText Museum This is a sad year for television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Can't stand Paddy McGuinness and his stupid accent. Totally disagree, he's a funny bloke with a lot of front, and a wife who scrubs up ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Got my Simpsons series 5 box set today, possibly the best series overall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 The best classic Simpsons episodes are the monorail episode and 'Homer at the bat'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I haven't looked at Ceefax in years but after reading this on the BBC News website, I've realised that the digital switch over means the end of Ceefax! CeeFax / TeleText Museum This is a sad year for television. 302 for the Football index page. Those were the days - checking the scores on Ceefax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 no other simpsons episode, or any other cartoon ever IMO can come close to you only move twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 no other simpsons episode, or any other cartoon ever IMO can come close to you only move twice Not a day goes by that I don't wish I worked for the Globex Corporation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Homer's Phobia for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Nigel Kennedy came to İstanbul last night. The show was pretty amazing and he wore his villa top. He turned around to reveal 'Agbonlahor' and then started to sing the gabby song. I finished it... :oops: Really friendly and amiable chap mixed with his amazing ability on the violin made it a top notch evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Can't stand Paddy McGuinness and his stupid accent. Totally disagree, he's a funny bloke with a lot of front, and a wife who scrubs up ok He's performing at the corn exchange with his joke pretty soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Got my Simpsons series 5 box set today, possibly the best series overall. Pretty sure series 5 contains homer and apu, probably my favourite episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 The best classic Simpsons episodes are the monorail episode and 'Homer at the bat'. "Mono means 1, and rail means rail". Monorail, monorail ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Can't stand Paddy McGuinness and his stupid accent. One of the most unfunny, untalented f--eckers on the planet. 'Paddy McGuinness...is coming to the Corn Exchange...at Christmas...with his joke'. Both him and Dave Spikey tried to ride Peter Kay's coattails and neither of them are funny in the slightest. Indeed. But neither is Peter Kay, for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 19, 2012 Author VT Supporter Share Posted April 19, 2012 The best classic Simpsons episodes are the monorail episode and 'Homer at the bat'. "Mono means 1, and rail means rail". Monorail, monorail ..... Monoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllll!!!!!!! Mono- D'OH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 The best classic Simpsons episodes are the monorail episode and 'Homer at the bat'. "Mono means 1, and rail means rail". Monorail, monorail ..... Is there a chance the track could bend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Not on your life, my Hindu friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 What about us brain dead slobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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