dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 I'm thinking of having sex with a Brazilian mid-op transsexual, breasts and a dinkle. No joke, off of plenty of fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted March 6, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 6, 2012 Is it going "man to woman" or "woman to man"? Not sure why I'm asking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Is it going "man to woman" or "woman to man"? Not sure why I'm asking... Man to Woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Christ. It'll be like a landmine has gone off down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Christ. It'll be like a landmine has gone off down there. Nah, it's not got both. (It? She? He? Maybe this isn't such a good idea....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Yeah, I think it's for the best you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 I work with a 21 year old kid whose girlfriend just had her baby shower. He just bought a new car and moved them into a new apartment, started buying clothes and things for the baby which was due any week now. Then the bomb dropped on him. Turns out the pleasantly plump girlfriend was LYING about her pregnancy the whole time in a sad attempt at holding onto him. I guess push came to shove, and she had to come clean. A nervous breakdown ensued, and she was admitted to the psycho ward. Her parents (who live abroad), are coming to town next week to bring her home. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted March 7, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2012 Speaking of Pizza, I had a "Meateor" from Dominoes last week. Now I usually don't back people like Dominoes and Pizza Hut, I think the smaller pizza places are often much nicer, but I was pissed and Dominoes was right there. But this Meateor pizza was incredible, one of the nicest i've ever had (although the booze may have influenced my opinion) Dominos has improved a lot in the past few years. They're now merely mediocre, but the fact that I can order delivery (including claiming coupon discounts) from an app on my phone with the only human contact being tipping the driver for the pizzas is a major plus. Two or more medium 2-topping pizzas for $5.99 each: a good dinner for a Tuesday night. (no videos being uploaded to youtube though... I only had half of one). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted March 7, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2012 Have you had the sour ones? Amazing! Funnily enough i looked at those in the shop. They're the green packet arent they? There was also an orange packet, not sure what they were? I have to eat 1 colour at a time for some reason. The king of sweets imo. Yup those are the ones. Not seen the orange bagged ones before. These? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted March 7, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2012 i don't like all this faffing about with alcohol, drink it straight or not at all! I concur. (Especially when the packie down the street is running a special on Bushmills) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted March 7, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2012 Its all about M and M's I prefer the peanut ones i dont care if they give me discomfort when i use the lavatory You been to the store in Leicester Square. So many M&Ms there on 4 floors!!! immense And yet they don't stock Peanut Butter Mint Cherry Peanut Butter and strawberry Jam Coconut Flavours that I scoffed my way through on my last trip to the states Did you get around to Pretzel M&Ms? M&M’s are quickly turning into the American version of what Kit Kats are in Japan. With so many variations and flavors, I honestly can say that I haven’t had Plain… Oh, excuse me, Milk Chocolate M&M’s since they nixed the beige color that reminded me of the nurse’s office at my elementary school minus the ethnically diverse posters about how head lice affects everyone and how it’s good to wash your hands after pretty much everything you do, except after washing your hands because then you’ll end up on that show Obsessed. Before even trying the new Pretzel M&M’s I knew I was going to like them, because Mars used my favorite M&M’s character to pitch them — Orange M&M. He isn’t a sleaze like Red M&M, who I swear on the Strawberried Peanut Butter M&M’s package had a rapey look in his eyes and was about to slip something into my drink. As for Yellow M&M, he’s simply Red’s lackey. And even though I’m far from being a feminist, my mother’s crazy burn-your-bra 1970s values rubbed off on me a little bit, because I find it’s morally wrong that the only female M&M is one ad away from becoming the first mascot to be on a Girls Gone Wild DVD. I like Orange M&M because he’s on edge most of the time. Plus, he’s awkward and endearing, similar to Woody Allen. Although I don’t think Orange M&M would marry his adopted daughter (Red M&M probably would though). I also like Orange M&M because he always pitches the flavor of M&M’s I enjoy, including Crispy and Pretzel M&M’s. Pretzel M&M’s are spherical and they probably could be used as emergency ammunition in a paintball gun battle, not only because they’re about the same size but because they’re as hard as the Red M&M gets when the Green M&M gives him a candied-coated lap dance. I usually let an M&M melt in my mouth, because like a good little consumer, I listen to what ads tell me to do. However, I felt it was extremely difficult to do so with these M&M’s when I knew there were pretzels hiding in them. Pretzel M&M’s have a nice crunch factor as well as a delicate salty taste that might be too delicate for pretzel purists. I can’t really call the rat dropping-sized nugget a pretzel; it’s more like a little, semi-salty ball that could be a serious choking hazard when popping them in your mouth during your commute, or when realizing there’s a sex scene between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head in Toy Story 3 (Sorry if I ruined it for you). Like the balls themselves, the package is quite small, but it’s just enough chocolate to tide you over until M&M’s releases another new flavor. Maybe they’ll take a page from Kit Kat’s book and make a wasabi pea-flavored M&M. One can only hope and dream. Item: Pretzel M&M’s Price: 74 cents Size: 1.14 ounces Purchased at: The Store That Ironically Doesn’t Sell Walls Rating: 7 out of 10 Pros: Nice blend of savory and sweet. Orange being the spokescandy for the product and not feeling threatened by him. My mother’s feminist values. Lower in fat than other flavors of M&M’s. Woody Allen movies. Could be used as backup ammunition. Cons: Might not salty enough for some. No wasabi pea-flavored M&M’s. The lack of a Brown M&M mascot (Seriously, that’s **** up and maybe a little racist). Choking hazard for those not used to small balls in their mouth. Pretzel and peanut butter M&Ms are two of my five go-to sweets, along with: * Milky Way Midnight (think Mars bar with dark chocolate) * Milky Way Simply Caramel * Payday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Have you had the sour ones? Amazing! Funnily enough i looked at those in the shop. They're the green packet arent they? There was also an orange packet, not sure what they were? I have to eat 1 colour at a time for some reason. The king of sweets imo. Yup those are the ones. Not seen the orange bagged ones before. These? Yep, there the ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 I work with a 21 year old kid whose girlfriend just had her baby shower. He just bought a new car and moved them into a new apartment, started buying clothes and things for the baby which was due any week now. Then the bomb dropped on him. Turns out the pleasantly plump girlfriend was LYING about her pregnancy the whole time in a sad attempt at holding onto him. I guess push came to shove, and she had to come clean. A nervous breakdown ensued, and she was admitted to the psycho ward. Her parents (who live abroad), are coming to town next week to bring her home. :shock: Bitches are crazy. My mono-testicular friend's ex faked a pregnancy, then faked a miscarriage and reamed him for a shit-tonne of cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 I work with a 21 year old kid whose girlfriend just had her baby shower. He just bought a new car and moved them into a new apartment, started buying clothes and things for the baby which was due any week now. Then the bomb dropped on him. Turns out the pleasantly plump girlfriend was LYING about her pregnancy the whole time in a sad attempt at holding onto him. I guess push came to shove, and she had to come clean. A nervous breakdown ensued, and she was admitted to the psycho ward. Her parents (who live abroad), are coming to town next week to bring her home. :shock: Is he a bit dim by any chance? If it was due any week and there was no bump, no scans, no midwife appointments most people would have twigged! Reminded me of a story a few years back, a player for Tamworth FC (something Colley) faked cancer and kept it up for half a year, he even shaved his head. The club had a fund raising event for the treatment he said he needed in America. He eventually came clean and was fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 I work with a 21 year old kid whose girlfriend just had her baby shower. He just bought a new car and moved them into a new apartment, started buying clothes and things for the baby which was due any week now. Then the bomb dropped on him. Turns out the pleasantly plump girlfriend was LYING about her pregnancy the whole time in a sad attempt at holding onto him. I guess push came to shove, and she had to come clean. A nervous breakdown ensued, and she was admitted to the psycho ward. Her parents (who live abroad), are coming to town next week to bring her home. :shock: Bitches are crazy. My mono-testicular friend's ex faked a pregnancy, then faked a miscarriage and reamed him for a shit-tonne of cash. Thats awful. It is the cruelest thing anyone can do making someone believe they are going to be a father and then rip it away from them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 I work with a 21 year old kid whose girlfriend just had her baby shower. He just bought a new car and moved them into a new apartment, started buying clothes and things for the baby which was due any week now. Then the bomb dropped on him. Turns out the pleasantly plump girlfriend was LYING about her pregnancy the whole time in a sad attempt at holding onto him. I guess push came to shove, and she had to come clean. A nervous breakdown ensued, and she was admitted to the psycho ward. Her parents (who live abroad), are coming to town next week to bring her home. :shock: Holy ****. Some good old gossip for Wednesday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 i don't like all this faffing about with alcohol, drink it straight or not at all! I concur. (Especially when the packie down the street is running a special on Bushmills) SUAREZ! SUAREZ!! 8 game ban please!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 i don't like all this faffing about with alcohol, drink it straight or not at all! I concur. (Especially when the packie down the street is running a special on Bushmills) SUAREZ! SUAREZ!! 8 game ban please!!! Ah but he spelt it 'packie' which in his country is an affectionate term for a person of Arab decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 7, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2012 Is it a "packie" because it sells packs of stuff? Or is that an alternative spelling of "Paki"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 i don't like all this faffing about with alcohol, drink it straight or not at all! I concur. (Especially when the packie down the street is running a special on Bushmills) SUAREZ! SUAREZ!! 8 game ban please!!! Ah but he spelt it 'packie' which in his country is an affectionate term for a person of Arab decent. Ha Ha! Although you do know it's short for package store (their 'off licenses') don"t you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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