Genie Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Had to come into work this morning, temperature touched -10C as I drove past the Bodymoor Heath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted February 4, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 4, 2012 I got dumped. Sad times :-( Sorry to hear that. If it makes you feel better, the looks-department will not allow you to be alone for long if you don't want to. Chin up! Oh, and limpid better increase your quota for PMs i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I got dumped. Sad times :-( **** him, men are words removed. I speak as one of them. Im tired of being one though and have decided to concentrate on more attainable peaks than womankind. Why were you dumped anyway? Fanny like a wizards sleeve? ;-) (told you!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I got dumped. Sad times :-( You found out he was gay then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 We arent all that bad, the good ones are few and far between admittedly it seems but we are still out there. If the rogues gallery is anything to go by you'll be absolutely fine and up to your knees in cock and balls in no time. Figuratively of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Got myself a **** buddy. Yeah that's right, a lady I meet up with for a few wines and sex without any obligation to pretend that I'm a normal well rounded human being. Meeting her tomorrow. Met her originally on plenty of fish, had a date, got pissed, did the business, both decided we don't really want a relationship and parted ways. I txt her the other day innocently asking how she was, telling her I was the usual (hungry, overworked and horny). She replied with "Same". So I say "Horny?". She says "Always". Never one to miss an opportunity I tell her I think she has a beautiful pussy and I'd like to see it/her again for a few vino's and a fumble. Bob is most definitely my uncle. Fanny is her sexy aunt. Good work fella. My mate did a power of damage on that plenty of fish website for a while, he was banging a slutty cop for ages till she started to want more (she was also nuts) and he nipped it in the bud. Luckily, he's still got the videos on his iPhone for use in desperate need of a crafty five finger shuffle. Man whores Hmm, these dating sites used to make me mistrust women in general as you never know if someone you meet has a profile on there is banging everyone that moves on the side What's the difference between that and your missus that you met down the pub? Maybe it's her I'm banging? Hmmm, i think you may have misjudged the tone of my post tbh so that was a bit unnecessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Had a moral dilemma on the train earlier. A group of bluenoses were waiting to get off the train and I noticed one of them had left his wallet on the seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Im kind of hoping you let the guy aware of that? Regardless of the fact he was a bluenose, the right thing would of been to let him know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Had a moral dilemma on the train earlier. A group of bluenoses were waiting to get off the train and I noticed one of them had left his wallet on the seats. It's not immoral to take someone's Monopoly money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 No idea why i got dumped, just "it's not working out" Informative! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Hello :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Hi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 4, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 4, 2012 No idea why i got dumped, just "it's not working out" only 2 inches, rubbish! :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Yo dirty old perv Yeah that's right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I didn't post this at the time but for those of you who care, here is my Lego Christmas nativity. Based on the Christmas episode of Bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted February 4, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 4, 2012 You, Sir, are a creative genius. Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 You, Sir, are a creative genius. Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr!!!! *Gasp* and a Blue head scarf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I was watching the Darts World Cup live from Hamburg today and there was a "McLeish Out" sign in the crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Lego genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Thank you, I think I'll be trying to recreate my Red Dwarf Lego set, this time including Legion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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