CI Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Yep, strippers have no idea how to be faithfull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Used to live with a lovely stripper/dancer called Elena. She had a very jealous boyfriend that she'd met at the club where she worked. He knew the score when he started going out with her, can't see how he expected her to turn into a nun suddenly. Anyhow one day she comes down the stairs crying. She'd finished with him the previous night, she handed me her phone - he'd left a message that morning, he was coming over to the flat to knock the doors down and murder her. I answered the door when he arrived, he'd calmed down by then. I explained that she'd chat to him, but if he touched her I would use whatever measures it took to eject him. It went smoothly, she finished with him, he left. The following week I'd left town to work. When I got back Flatmate 2 said she'd got back together with Mr Jealous and he'd beaten her up. Appalled I confronted her, "why are you putting up with this shit? You don't have to" sort of thing. She told me she loved him and would keep seeing him. I told her I wouldn't listen to her being beaten up, if she insisted on seeing him she'd have to go - and she did Was that at Stripper University? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Words cannot describe how much I hate men who hit women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Yep, strippers have no idea how to be faithfull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 So I was walking my dogs this morning and I heard a scream and then a woman was pushed up against her window messing up her blinds. I went to run to get my phone and call the police but there was more noise.....they were having the loudest roughest sex I have ever heard without a volume setting in my life. It's that or he was actually killing her, but she rather enjoyed it. These are also the people that wake me up between 1-5am all the time with random strange sounds. Mystery solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 8, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 8, 2012 So I was walking my dogs this morning and I heard a scream and then a woman was pushed up against her window messing up her blinds. I went to run to get my phone and call the police but there was more noise.....they were having the loudest roughest sex I have ever heard without a volume setting in my life. It's that or he was actually killing her, but she rather enjoyed it. These are also the people that wake me up between 1-5am all the time with random strange sounds. Mystery solved.Our neighbours have suddenly started having very loud sex too. Most annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 So I was walking my dogs this morning and I heard a scream and then a woman was pushed up against her window messing up her blinds. I went to run to get my phone and call the police but there was more noise.....they were having the loudest roughest sex I have ever heard without a volume setting in my life. It's that or he was actually killing her, but she rather enjoyed it. These are also the people that wake me up between 1-5am all the time with random strange sounds. Mystery solved. Am i the only one who finds that quite horny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 So I was walking my dogs this morning and I heard a scream and then a woman was pushed up against her window messing up her blinds. I went to run to get my phone and call the police but there was more noise.....they were having the loudest roughest sex I have ever heard without a volume setting in my life. It's that or he was actually killing her, but she rather enjoyed it. These are also the people that wake me up between 1-5am all the time with random strange sounds. Mystery solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 So I was walking my dogs this morning and I heard a scream and then a woman was pushed up against her window messing up her blinds. I went to run to get my phone and call the police but there was more noise.....they were having the loudest roughest sex I have ever heard without a volume setting in my life. It's that or he was actually killing her, but she rather enjoyed it. These are also the people that wake me up between 1-5am all the time with random strange sounds. Mystery solved. Am i the only one who finds that quite horny? I new irreverentad wouldnt let me down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 So I was walking my dogs this morning and I heard a scream and then a woman was pushed up against her window messing up her blinds. I went to run to get my phone and call the police but there was more noise.....they were having the loudest roughest sex I have ever heard without a volume setting in my life. It's that or he was actually killing her, but she rather enjoyed it. These are also the people that wake me up between 1-5am all the time with random strange sounds. Mystery solved. Am i the only one who finds that quite horny? I new irreverentad wouldnt let me down! Haha I never leave a comrade high and dry! On a serious note, loud sex is 10x better than quiet sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 No chance, quiet shameful sex when one is fully aware of the mistake one is making is by far the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I didn't say there was no entertainment value to it all. But I really thought she was getting the piss beat out of her for a second and I was wondering if I should do more than call the cops. Thank god I didn't attempt saving her myself. It genuinely scared me for a minute. When all was made clear another moment later I was just left with a lot of questions answered. They are always making odd banging sounds between 1-5am. But there is no rhythm to it, and I guess thats because what I hear is him throwing her. And Mike, it IS annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 No chance, quiet shameful sex when one is fully aware of the mistake one is making is by far the best. How is your sister? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 8, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 8, 2012 No chance, quiet shameful sex when one is fully aware of the mistake one is making is by far the best.No, loud sex when one is fully aware of the mistake one is making is by far the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 No chance, quiet shameful sex when one is fully aware of the mistake one is making is by far the best.No, loud sex when one is fully aware of the mistake one is making is by far the best. Wow you sum up marriage well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 8, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 8, 2012 No chance, quiet shameful sex when one is fully aware of the mistake one is making is by far the best.No, loud sex when one is fully aware of the mistake one is making is by far the best. Wow you sum up marriage well!I wasn't talking about marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 No chance, quiet shameful sex when one is fully aware of the mistake one is making is by far the best.No, loud sex when one is fully aware of the mistake one is making is by far the best. Wow you sum up marriage well!I wasn't talking about marriage. I know. But it also covers it! :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Was that at Stripper University? Nearer the mark than you'd think - Streatham, historically a sex-trade hotbed. Though she worked at a posh place in the West End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 9, 2012 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2012 I was trawling Wikipedia yesterday and, somehow, I ended up reading the article for the song "Got your money" by Ol' Dirty Bastard. Anyway, the "summary" of the song on the article made me smile The song is initially dedicated exclusively to the world's population of attractive females, until ODB seems to have pangs of guilt for not including ladies who might be considered 'homely' or 'ugly,' so he decides to include them, with the encouraging words, 'to me, you pretty anyway, baby.' The artist begins the song by expressing his harsh disdain for women whom he meets, who initially appear to be interested in him, yet later express a reversal of opinion. He then transitions into a discussion about how women sometimes imply they are carrying one's child, although the DNA tests may not yet have come back conclusively. ODB then expresses some confusion with respect to the morality of the situation, but he is able to remedy this by presenting his Cristal brand of champagne, and urging the patrons to disarm themselves, because ODB does not approve of such violence. Continuing, it appears at first that there is some mutual attraction between “Dirty” (ODB) and the female patrons in the establishment; however, it soon becomes apparent to Dirty that the females only wish to use him for a shot at music video stardom. Despite his knowledge of their ulterior motives, ODB’s primary interest remains focused on dancing, and he tries to perpetuate his image as one who should not be taken lightly. He acknowledges a lack of intellectualism, although he claims that this is superseded by his natural charisma. The females in the establishment start admiring Dirty for his assets, which just causes Dirty to return to the situation at hand: his money. He asks for the females’ assistance in rectifying the situation, and subsequently asks them to expose their nether regions. Dirty finishes off the song with some nonsensical lyrics, that clearly imply his rising anger for the missing money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I was trawling Wikipedia yesterday and, somehow, I ended up reading the article for the song "Got your money" by Ol' Dirty Bastard. Anyway, the "summary" of the song on the article made me smile The song is initially dedicated exclusively to the world's population of attractive females, until ODB seems to have pangs of guilt for not including ladies who might be considered 'homely' or 'ugly,' so he decides to include them, with the encouraging words, 'to me, you pretty anyway, baby.' The artist begins the song by expressing his harsh disdain for women whom he meets, who initially appear to be interested in him, yet later express a reversal of opinion. He then transitions into a discussion about how women sometimes imply they are carrying one's child, although the DNA tests may not yet have come back conclusively. ODB then expresses some confusion with respect to the morality of the situation, but he is able to remedy this by presenting his Cristal brand of champagne, and urging the patrons to disarm themselves, because ODB does not approve of such violence. Continuing, it appears at first that there is some mutual attraction between “Dirty” (ODB) and the female patrons in the establishment; however, it soon becomes apparent to Dirty that the females only wish to use him for a shot at music video stardom. Despite his knowledge of their ulterior motives, ODB’s primary interest remains focused on dancing, and he tries to perpetuate his image as one who should not be taken lightly. He acknowledges a lack of intellectualism, although he claims that this is superseded by his natural charisma. The females in the establishment start admiring Dirty for his assets, which just causes Dirty to return to the situation at hand: his money. He asks for the females’ assistance in rectifying the situation, and subsequently asks them to expose their nether regions. Dirty finishes off the song with some nonsensical lyrics, that clearly imply his rising anger for the missing money. This just made the day better!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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