villaajax Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I'm having second thoughts about my calendar with the week starting on Sunday, although it scares and confuses me, at least with Sunday crossed off first it looks like I've already cracked the week.You cross off the days on a calendar??? :shock: I thought only people in 1930s American films did that. Yes, in thick red pen as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I think it's about time the human race moved on from denim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 And on to what? Grey jogging bottoms with matching tracksuit top and some oversized nike trainers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Silver spandex is the way forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Nudity is the way forward. Nudity or Corduroy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Turned on my music too loud with headphones. Gave me a nosebleed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 'Cougarlife' is advertising on my page. Nice, thinks I, for I like the older woman. Alas! The sub-heading says 'meet younger men' then on hitting refresh the advert reappears in another form, posing the question 'what do attractive younger men want?'. Not me, says I apprehensively, only for it to subsquently answer 'women like you!'. It seems something has gone terribly wrong in advertiser's readings of my browsing history, or they know something I don't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Septic tank inspection charge ......what a load of sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Apparently this is a genuine cooked breakfast in a cafe in Great Yarmouth, and called the Kids Breakfast because it weights the same as a small child. £15 or free if you eat it within 60 minutes. Can't find the name of the cafe anywhere on the internet though Sorry if it has already bindunne but here's the photo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Thats impossible for a single person to eat in 60 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Its the toast that would be the problem, I reckon the rest of the content could be done in an hour with the correct preparation (no intake for several days leading up). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 When you stop to think that all that food actually has to go somewhere, it really is an appallingly large serving. One for Man vs Food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Its the toast that would be the problem, I reckon the rest of the content could be done in an hour with the correct preparation (no intake for several days leading up). Dont they recon that when your going out for a nice/large meal on an evening, you should have good size breakfast so that your stomach expands and cope with the large intake later. When you dont eat, your stomach shrinks. See...im not as thick as i make out! There are 12 rounds of bread on that plate!!! :shock: Also, chips on a breakfast is just wrong, **** heathens!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 27, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2012 Bored? Got some scissors and glue? Make this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Apparently this is a genuine cooked breakfast in a cafe in Great Yarmouth, and called the Kids Breakfast because it weights the same as a small child. £15 or free if you eat it within 60 minutes. Can't find the name of the cafe anywhere on the internet though Sorry if it has already bindunne but here's the photo: Looking at that makes me hungry lol. Are you allowed to drink while you eat it? Mario's in Bolton you only get 20mins and not allowed a drink! http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/districtnews/8397233.Ultimate_prize_for_Mario___s_world_record_breakfast/ http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/nov/18/2011-guinness-book-world-records Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 There are 12 rounds of bread on that plate!!! :shock: Ahem. There's four slices of toast, four slices of buttered bread and four slices of fried bread... 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Police have released an e-fit of the man accused of helping a dangerous criminal escape prison custody. The man is accused of aiding Category C inmate Andrew Farndon in a planned escape as he arrived by taxi at West Suffolk Hospital in Bury St Edmunds for treatment. A CCTV image shows the prisoner and his ally running away from the hospital along a path that leads to a car park. Forces nationwide have joined the hunt for Farndon. Turns out it was Ross Kemp with his head covered in shaving foam. According to Sky News... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheltenham_villa Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 im having time off work with illness for the 1st time ever (been working 10 ten years) is it just me or do you feel a rocket polisher when you phone your boss? im not skiving either! ive got scarlet fever, im not exactly bed ridden but i have tonsils the size of golf balls and covered head to toe in a shockingly itchy rash i cant sleep and its contagious, i'll probably have the rest of the week off and feel really guilty about itHell, no. If I feel shit, I stay at home, simple as. Guilty? **** that. Ive never wasted a good sick day on an actual illness. Sick days are for hangovers and extra holidays. If im gonna be ill, i may as well be ill at work. Not these days though, no work no money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayls Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 im having time off work with illness for the 1st time ever (been working 10 ten years) is it just me or do you feel a rocket polisher when you phone your boss? im not skiving either! ive got scarlet fever, im not exactly bed ridden but i have tonsils the size of golf balls and covered head to toe in a shockingly itchy rash i cant sleep and its contagious, i'll probably have the rest of the week off and feel really guilty about itHell, no. If I feel shit, I stay at home, simple as. Guilty? **** that. Ive never wasted a good sick day on an actual illness. Sick days are for hangovers and extra holidays. If im gonna be ill, i may as well be ill at work. Not these days though, no work no money. I get what you all mean - it's the most weird thing calling in saying your sick - iv had one day of since starting my new job in 2010. I even feel guilty when I'm on holiday!! But that's because I get messages from colleagues asking for help on a couple of things, so I just think sod it and end up going in to the office! (obviously not possible if I'm abroard) Haha...... Geek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted January 27, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2012 Anyone fancy bidding on this? Only £151,000.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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