Demitri_C Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 22 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Standers probably eat their ice cream like this too, the weird bastards Looks good though although cant tell if thats a man or a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 30, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 30, 2017 55 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I've spotted blood in my poop before, I'd have never have spotted it if I hadn't stood up and had a goosey. You have a look at the paper after you wipe. You don't stand up and look at your shit like some sort of sociopath 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 2.6 million UK Uber users had their details hacked. Still sticking with cash then Just now, Stevo985 said: You don't stand up and look at your shit like some sort of sociopath Or German. Their bogs are designed for stool inspection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: You have a look at the paper after you wipe. You don't stand up and look at your shit like some sort of sociopath There's a difference between blood on the paper and blood in the stool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 30, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: There's a difference between blood on the paper and blood in the stool. what about blood on the dance floor? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: what about blood on the dance floor? Mixed with shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 30, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Xann said: Mixed with shit? Yeah it wasn't his best album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 30, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: what about blood on the dance floor? Or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Well, if sitters never get to see their actual poo, does that mean they don't know how big their PB poo was? That's no way to live, none at all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, hogso said: Well, if sitters never get to see their actual poo, does that mean they don't know how big their PB poo was? That's no way to live, none at all. Its true surely when you drop a massive log you should feel damn proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 You just part your legs and look down? Hardly the **** krypton factor is it. I need to know if my missus is a sitter or stander. It could ruin it for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Ingram85 said: You just part your legs and look down? Hardly the **** krypton factor is it. I need to know if my missus is a sitter or stander. It could ruin it for me. What about if she says both? I actually think it's impossible to change now. I thought I'd try sitting way today but as soon as time I instantly got up like it's normal for my brain now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Ingram85 said: You just part your legs and look down? Hardly the **** krypton factor is it. I need to know if my missus is a sitter or stander. It could ruin it for me. If she has a clean bum then she is obviously a sitter. Standers have skidmarks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 30, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 30, 2017 Standers must have crusty bum cheeks where it all smears together when they stand up. Gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: Standers must have crusty bum cheeks where it all smears together when they stand up. Gross. Unless it's one of them stealth ghost ones. The ones where it feels you have just ejected a snake but it's nowhere to be seen nor even a trace on the toilet paper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, AvfcRigo82 said: Unless it's one of them stealth ghost ones. The ones where it feels you have just ejected a snake but it's nowhere to be seen nor even a trace on the toilet paper! Its the poo dreams are made of. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterms Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I just dipped into this thread to check it out. I'll be off now. Thanks anyway. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 11 minutes ago, peterms said: I just dipped into this thread to check it out. I'll be off now. Thanks anyway. Before you go... sit or stand to wipe? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 19 minutes ago, peterms said: I just dipped into this thread to check it out. I'll be off now. Thanks anyway. You must have thought it was the Steve Bruce thread? That also features people talking continuous cycles of shit too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterms Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 18 minutes ago, Xela said: Before you go... sit or stand to wipe? Sit to wipe, stand to smear, thank-you-for-asking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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