phily85 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Shit. I've a date with a Moroccan chick tonight and the only facts I have about Morocco involve Mustapha Hadji. Help me VT, you're my only hope. As long as your not going to a Moroccan quiz night you should be fine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) Well if the Hadji conversation is a dud you always have the Hassan Kachloul ace up your sleeve. Edited September 24, 2014 by Ingram85 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 If she doesn't like cous cous, I'd spend some time speculating on whether Hadji and Kachloul do, and if so, which type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 And KEA! How could I forget him so soon. Poor little bugger. If she doesn't like cous cous, I'd spend some time speculating on whether Hadji and Kachloul do, and if so, which type. And then ask her if she knows any secret squirrels, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Well, I think you're sorted for the evening. Unless she comes right out and says she doesn't like either football, Morrocans, or Moroccan cuisine, in which case I'd excuse yourself and climb out of the toilet window. Wear some clothes you're not worried about ripping. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 If you see a rough looking fish approaching the pair of you, make sure that you protect her honour by standing in the way Between Morocco and a Hard Plaice 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Well, I think you're sorted for the evening. Unless she comes right out and says she doesn't like either football, Morrocans, or Moroccan cuisine, in which case I'd excuse yourself and climb out of the toilet window. Wear some clothes you're not worried about ripping. She doesn't know I'm a brummy yet. Let's see what she knows about where I'm from eh? Bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Ask her about Morocco. Look interested, but stop short of desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Ask her about Morocco. Look interested, but stop short of desperate. So stop short of uncontrollable wailing then? No wonder I've not gotten laid in a while. Cheers buddy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted September 24, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 24, 2014 Just don't bring up your dog secret at any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post drat01 Posted September 24, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2014 Dont talk about cartoon series like the Flintstones because most Arab nations don't like them, in fact only Abu Dhabi Do 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Drat's back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Drat's back! lets hope he's got some new material lined up that last lot were about as funny as a female comedian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted September 24, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 24, 2014 Dont talk about cartoon series like the Flintstones because most Arab nations don't like them, in fact only Abu Dhabi Do I actually spat out a prawn cracker reading that. My first thought after was it's a cracker! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 24, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 24, 2014 Ask her about Morocco. Look interested, but stop short of desperate. I was gonna say this. Don't learn anything beforehand, and you'll have loads of questions to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 So what you're saying is go in there like a newborn goat. When she asks me what I do for a living just give her a blank stare then after a while ask "what should I do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 University is ridiculous. What fun there is to be had for a 26 year old. Yes this is a brag post and I don't give a ****. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 So what you're saying is go in there like a newborn goat. When she asks me what I do for a living just give her a blank stare then after a while ask "what should I do?" Say you own a goat farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 So what you're saying is go in there like a newborn goat. When she asks me what I do for a living just give her a blank stare then after a while ask "what should I do?" Tell her you used to work on the dodgems but they sacked you, it's OK though because you are doing them for funfair dismissal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Well, I think you're sorted for the evening. Unless she comes right out and says she doesn't like either football, Morrocans, or Moroccan cuisine, in which case I'd excuse yourself and climb out of the toilet window. Wear some clothes you're not worried about ripping. She doesn't know I'm a brummy yet. Let's see what she knows about where I'm from eh? Bitch. Where does she think you are from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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