Xann Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 What is there to do with a feckless housemate when you've a girl coming over and you want him out of the house for 4-5 hours? Dope him up real good and lock him into his room? Just tell him to hit the bricks? Is it a bank holiday tomorrow there too? He might have plans already. Otherwise, you're looking for someone with some Valium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Has he not got an iPhone he can text someone with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 They're just a shit Flight of the Conchords. How do I like this multiple times? I can almost hear the opening theme just by looking at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I've stopped drinking since the 1st April (till the 29th) and recently I've been having the biggest shits of my career. On a similar note, I let rip a very loud fart in Sainsbury's today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 What is there to do with a feckless housemate when you've a girl coming over and you want him out of the house for 4-5 hours? Massive overcompensation if I ever saw one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Forgot to say earlier, but went to the doc today. I'm on valium for 5 days. (and some anti-depressants but I'm okay with them) I have no idea what to expect with the valium. Anybody ever taken them? They'll chill you out for sure. I assume they're 2mg. I brought ten back with me from Thailand, but they're 10mgs and I have them ready for when my random nights of insomnia strike without warning. Drug smuggler. You wouldn't find me bringing boxes of cheap viagra back from Asia to sell at a profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 What is there to do with a feckless housemate when you've a girl coming over and you want him out of the house for 4-5 hours? Massive overcompensation if I ever saw one That's including eating the pizza and crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicho Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I've stopped drinking since the 1st April (till the 29th) and recently I've been having the biggest shits of my career. Ive not been drinking since the 20th March tonight is my return. No unpdated information on my career im afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Nice one. Game Of Thrones spoilers in General Chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Doug, what you did there. I see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I wish I did, sounds like I did a good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Line up for Alan Carr looks pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfc96 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Cameron Diaz on Alan Carr's chat show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Waiting for Upton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Had terrible day if I'm honest, found out my cousin who has always been an horrible bastard has been nicking money from my grandads house. He's 78 and he brought me up with my gran. Anyway gave him a bit of a pasting in my grandads house when we were trying to sort it out but he's still denying it. Feel absolute shit about it, can't settle,can't relax. Just want to kick some more shit out of him but I know there aint no point. Just don't get it, sick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Just want to kick some more shit out of him but I know there aint no point. Because he's already dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 78??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 My grandad is 78, feel sick to the stomach. So angry at the moment, would not bother me if he was dead yillan. He's always robbed and done low life shit. My grandad has worked hard most of his life and had to retire at 60 to look after his wife who had cancer. People like my cousin make me wish terrible things on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Ah sorry I was reading that as your cousin was 78, sorry I've had a few. Shitty situation and even though I know it's wrong I would have leathered him too. Doubt many could argue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Yeah, I thought you kicked the shit out of a 78 year old too. Now that's a story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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