DaveAV1 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 51 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Bloody hell, I'd forgotten that one. Then you need to keep on your toes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 One of my colleagues farted loudly during the armistice 2 minute silence once, an absolute dick move but I still couldn't help myself from bursting into a fit of giggles and we both got invited to a conversation with our manager. I just can't help it and the less appropriate the situation, the worse I am. The ketchup bottle kills me as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 I always blame the dog when I fart loudly, even if I’m in another country to him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Why is it so funny when someone loses a shoe? And much funnier to lose one rather than both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 11, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2023 3 hours ago, villaajax said: Why is it so funny when someone loses a shoe? And much funnier to lose one rather than both. Is it because you've tied their shoelaces together abd thrown them over the telephone line? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesy7211 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 When people accidentally fall over. Not getting hurt, just falling over. I was once in a hairdressers and saw this chap crossing the road to come in to the same salon. Whilst gently jogging over, his ankle gave way and he just did the old comedy hands out in front and splattered on the road. Thankfully a quiet day on the road and he was uninjured, but he came in like nothing happened and everyone just started laughing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 11, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2023 10 minutes ago, Jonesy7211 said: When people accidentally fall over. Not getting hurt, just falling over. I was once in a hairdressers and saw this chap crossing the road to come in to the same salon. Whilst gently jogging over, his ankle gave way and he just did the old comedy hands out in front and splattered on the road. Thankfully a quiet day on the road and he was uninjured, but he came in like nothing happened and everyone just started laughing. Yeah, nothing funnier than someone falling over or banging their head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted December 11, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted December 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Jonesy7211 said: When people accidentally fall over. Not getting hurt, just falling over. Here, have a laugh at my expense (watch to the end): 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 10 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Here, have a laugh at my expense (watch to the end): Is the date correct on that video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 11, 2023 Moderator Share Posted December 11, 2023 26 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Here, have a laugh at my expense (watch to the end): Prototype Ned’s T-Shirt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesy7211 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 33 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Here, have a laugh at my expense (watch to the end): Fantastic, thank-you for sharing. You handled it very well. Laughed my head off though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fightoffyour Posted December 11, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted December 11, 2023 (edited) I once saw a guy at a festival triumphantly return to his mates after queuing for food and drinks with a 4-pint carrier and a foot-long hotdog. He takes one bite of the sausage and it squeezes the rest out the other end and onto the floor. Everyone who witnessed is laughing so then, playing up to the audience, he takes a pretend disgusted air kick at the sausage and proceeds to slip over in the mud and pour the four beers all over himself. Cue bigger audience and more hysterics. It still gets talked about to this day some 15 or more years later, like a classic sketch. Edited December 11, 2023 by fightoffyour 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongKongVillan Posted December 11, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2023 Notes in regards to wife or girlfriend on dirty white van, not sure why, but always cause that little giggle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 11, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, Genie said: Is the date correct on that video? Yes. My 40th birthday. Edited December 11, 2023 by mjmooney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 11, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2023 4 hours ago, fightoffyour said: he takes a pretend disgusted air kick at the sausage and proceeds to slip over Pretty much what I did. I was blethering away with a drunken speech, not noticing how much of the fizz had spilled onto the floor around my feet. I then unwisely attempted to dropkick the cork across the room, and slipped over. Didn't give a shit, I thought it was as funny as everybody else did, tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 11, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2023 4 hours ago, bickster said: Prototype Ned’s T-Shirt Actually 'The Who - UK Tour 1973'. Still got it - I wore it again for my 60th, and am seriously considering wearing it again for my 70th (when most of the people in that video will again be in attendance). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Woke Mrs H up the other week around 3am as it was a clear night and me and my mate were looking up at the sky pointing and saying. “I can see Uranus” followed by lots of giggling ( yes it involved alcohol ) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruitvilla Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: Yes. My 40th birthday. Action replay toward the end of next month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 12, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted December 12, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, fruitvilla said: Action replay toward the end of next month? Quite possibly. Although this time I'll probably require hospitalisation. Edited December 12, 2023 by mjmooney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Vive_La_Villa Posted December 12, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted December 12, 2023 (edited) Going to work one day in a packed out train standing by the larger disabled toilets. Somebody had forgotten to lock the door and the button got pressed from the outside. As the door slowly opened a guy was sitting there having a shit. The look of horror on his face as the door slowly opened all the way then slowly closed again! Really felt for the guy but makes me laugh whenever I think about it. Always make sure the door is locked! Edited December 12, 2023 by Vive_La_Villa 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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