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Imagine this...

Last home game of the season v liverpoo

Whoever wins this game, wins the league

We destroy them 7 - 2

No dodgy VARs for either side (ie no contentious decisions that liverpoo and the media use as an excuse)

Klippity klopp in meltdown on the touch line

Worlds media aghast at what's happened 

A proper good referee

Liverpoo supporters leaving early to the song "is there a fire drill?"

BBC/sky having to admit that Villa are now Premier League champions

We then spend the next decade winning every trophy and title legally, fairly and playing by the rules of the game.

Small Heath relegated, deducted eleventy thousand points and Rooney signs a 10 year contract 

Anyone want to add to this fantasy?

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1 hour ago, delboy54 said:

Imagine this...

Last home game of the season v liverpoo

Whoever wins this game, wins the league

We destroy them 7 - 2

No dodgy VARs for either side (ie no contentious decisions that liverpoo and the media use as an excuse)

Klippity klopp in meltdown on the touch line

Worlds media aghast at what's happened 

A proper good referee

Liverpoo supporters leaving early to the song "is there a fire drill?"

BBC/sky having to admit that Villa are now Premier League champions

We then spend the next decade winning every trophy and title legally, fairly and playing by the rules of the game.

Small Heath relegated, deducted eleventy thousand points and Rooney signs a 10 year contract 

Anyone want to add to this fantasy?

I'd grow the grass extra long just to make sure we beat them.

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15 minutes ago, picicata said:

Yes!

I'm dressed as a big baby and being spanked by a woman dressed as Maggie Thatcher!

Anyone else?

 

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HOLLY devastated as online orgy pictures emerge show Perry, Swift, Rodrigo and Folly ‘frolicking’ with Folly’s foot in Vegas hotel suite.
 

Swift “Like a babbies arm” 

Erm ….PM (?) hehehe

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7 hours ago, Tomaszk said:

The dropped points v garbage like Sheffield U and Man U will only sting if we miss out on everything.

Champions League is what we deserve so far. 

Until we're out of the title race. We are in it. That is a fact.

Well if we don't get it we don't deserve it

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2 hours ago, delboy54 said:

BBC/sky having to admit that Villa are now Premier League champions

 

I can already see the headlines: 

"Villa crowned champions and why 23/24 was Man United's season"

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12 minutes ago, nick76 said:

Villa crowned champions 23/24

…..

Ange gets manager of the year

Saka gets player of the year

Rashford gets goal of the year

Lewis gets young player of the year 

Spurs get team of the year

Liverpool get most improved team of the year

Spurs get ‘team to watch’ next season award after 7th place this year.

Villa players linked with moves to big clubs

Emery linked with Man Utd job after media think that’s the next step up for him.

Pundits predict fantastic 10th place for Villa in the 24/25 season.

 

Fixed….

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49 minutes ago, nick76 said:

Villa crowned champions 23/24

…..

Ange gets manager of the year

Saka gets player of the year

Rashford gets goal of the year

Lewis gets young player of the year 

Spurs get team of the year

Liverpool get most improved team of the year

Spurs get ‘team to watch’ next season award after 7th place this year.

Villa players linked with moves to big clubs

Emery linked with Man Utd job after media think that’s the next step up for him.

Pundits predict average 10th place for Villa in the 24/25 season.

 

Why care so much about the outside?

More expectation and recognition from the outside will only make it harder for us.

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4 minutes ago, Pinebro said:

Why care so much about the outside?

More expectation and recognition from the outside will only make it harder for us.

Agree, I was just joking around on a Sunday morning

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Still maintain/expect somewhere between 4th anf 6th is where we look most likely to finish which is good progress but IMO we'll come well short of winning the title.

For it to even be a remote possibility is remarkable.

One thing for sure is we've rattled a few fanbases and particularly in North London. They've had it their own way for a long time now and we're competing with them again which they don't like. Long may it continue. UTV!

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6 minutes ago, Brumstopdogs said:

Still maintain/expect somewhere between 4th anf 6th is where we look most likely to finish which is good progress but IMO we'll come well short of winning the title.

For it to even be a remote possibility is remarkable.

One thing for sure is we've rattled a few fanbases and particularly in North London. They've had it their own way for a long time now and we're competing with them again which they don't like. Long may it continue. UTV!

The problem with finishing 6th now is that it means we play the second half of the season like an 8th or 9th placed team. So we would have done 14 months as 2nd or 3rd best team really consistently and then next 5 months as upper mid table standard. I'd stretch to 5th being seen as progress but any lower and we will have regressed. 

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44 minutes ago, turvontour said:

The problem with finishing 6th now is that it means we play the second half of the season like an 8th or 9th placed team. So we would have done 14 months as 2nd or 3rd best team really consistently and then next 5 months as upper mid table standard. I'd stretch to 5th being seen as progress but any lower and we will have regressed. 

I think it depends which point progress is judged from. Given we finished 7th last season I would say finishing above that this season is progress. As you allude to though if we finished, say, 6th this season we'd drop off from our current position.

Clearly we have a great opportunity to mix up the established teams (even if not ultimately challenging for the title later on in the season) so I hope we take it. UTV!

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