fightoffyour Posted December 8, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 8, 2022 10 hours ago, villa4europe said: No, I put it in my jeans back pocket and sit down for 5 minutes... I go for front pocket between thigh and phone. Those refrigerated butter packets piss me off no end. Just get enough of them out for the day, can't you everyone's toast is looking like it's been American Pie'd! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted December 8, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 8, 2022 14 hours ago, mottaloo said: How about this bad boy then: Not that it would stay upright for more that 2.34 seconds but, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bickster Posted December 10, 2022 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted December 10, 2022 Apparently there is someone in Berlin serving this as a Full English Breakfast At least @Xelawould be happy 1 1 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 48 minutes ago, bickster said: Apparently there is someone in Berlin serving this as a Full English Breakfast At least @Xelawould be happy Thats someones garden with some eggs and beans thrown in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 10, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Xela said: Thats someones garden with some eggs and beans thrown in. If you look closely at the rear of the plate, there is an actual sausage, it is cast amidst some undefinable purple mush Most perplexing is the physallis sat in the tomato ketchup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 hour ago, bickster said: Apparently there is someone in Berlin serving this as a Full English Breakfast At least @Xelawould be happy A 'kin slice of kiwi?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 59 minutes ago, bickster said: If you look closely at the rear of the plate, there is an actual sausage, Looks like ET's finger! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 10, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 10, 2022 55 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said: A 'kin slice of kiwi?! It even the worst crime on that plate pot of spunk from the previous nights group bandage session? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 10, 2022 Author Share Posted December 10, 2022 3 hours ago, bickster said: If you look closely at the rear of the plate, there is an actual sausage, it is cast amidst some undefinable purple mush Most perplexing is the physallis sat in the tomato ketchup That's a nurnburger sausage! That breakfast is confused as **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKP90 Posted December 10, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2022 3 hours ago, bickster said: If you look closely at the rear of the plate, there is an actual sausage, it is cast amidst some undefinable purple mush Most perplexing is the physallis sat in the tomato ketchup Oh my god there is! What the actual f**k is that all about? I can't say I don't like everything on the plate individually, but that's like every meal and snack I've ever had on one plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 10, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 10, 2022 Still trying to figure out what the mayo is meant to go with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKP90 Posted December 10, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 minute ago, bickster said: Still trying to figure out what the mayo is meant to go with By the law of averages there will be something on that plate that mayo will go with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 10, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 10, 2022 Just now, HKP90 said: By the law of averages there will be something on that plate that mayo will go with. Name it, its a plate of protein and sugar and mayo goes with carbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKP90 Posted December 10, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2022 Just now, bickster said: Name it, its a plate of protein and sugar and mayo goes with carbs You know looking at it closely I'm not sure it's actually mayo it's the wrong colour. Could it be...salad cream? If so, that just raises further questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 10, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 minute ago, HKP90 said: You know looking at it closely I'm not sure it's actually mayo it's the wrong colour. Could it be...salad cream? If so, that just raises further questions. Could even be aioli, which puts the salad cream questions on a back burner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKP90 Posted December 10, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2022 Just now, bickster said: Could even be aioli, which puts the salad cream questions on a back burner I should say I've been to Germany and Salad Cream would be the most useless condiment. There is no salad. Ever. Meat, bread, beer and pasta, awesome, but literally nothing green. I ordered a salad in a restaurant out of desperation (and I never order salad). It turned out to be pasta with sausage in it. After a couple of weeks there I was on the verge of contracting scurvy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 10, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 10, 2022 Here's a Canadian attempt. Why do they all think cheese is a fryup item? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avfc1982am Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 45 minutes ago, bickster said: Still trying to figure out what the mayo is meant to go with It's just a lubricant for the sausage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 11, 2022 Moderator Share Posted December 11, 2022 'merica Yes those are roast potatoes and refried beans, the sausages look like they could be fired out of a HIMARS and that looks like breaded ham heated on a grill for some reason and that reason isn't obvious as they have typical American incinerated streaky bacon there too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Factory Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 5 hours ago, bickster said: Apparently there is someone in Berlin serving this as a Full English Breakfast At least @Xelawould be happy That's enough for you to want the wall to come back to stop this abomination spreading. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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