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Mary Whitehouse came up in a family conversation last weekend. 

My contribution was what the hell would she think of Naked Attraction? Would be hilarious, she would literally self combust. 

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2 hours ago, TheAuthority said:

Can you explain the premise to us in Johnny Foreigner land please.

A number of people, men or women depending on the person's preference are behind screens, stark naked. Screen raises up and a person looking for a relationship will discard not suitable people. The screen raises to the knees, well number 2 has nice knees etc. Then it will rise to the genitals and they will give an opinion on that, then further and further, then they choose who they would like to go on a date with, but before that in the studio they meet completely naked. 

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3 hours ago, Seat68 said:

A number of people, men or women depending on the person's preference are behind screens, stark naked. Screen raises up and a person looking for a relationship will discard not suitable people. The screen raises to the knees, well number 2 has nice knees etc. Then it will rise to the genitals and they will give an opinion on that, then further and further, then they choose who they would like to go on a date with, but before that in the studio they meet completely naked. 

I see - a sort of high brow version of Blind Date then.

Does a Liverpudlian sing an awful song at the end?

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1 minute ago, TheAuthority said:

I see - a sort of high brow version of Blind Date then.

Does a Liverpudlian sing an awful song at the end?

No they don't, surprise surprise. 

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If they are behind a screen does that mean that midgets aren't allowed on it? you'd get the full view of them when the screen was only up to everyone else's waist, sounds like they would have an unfair advantage to me

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It’s something else, flicking through the channels in an airport hotel, when you come across a close-up of a cock and two people discussing the pros and cons.

My American lady friend will never forget it. Got to tell her the Brits are savages. Was great.

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1 minute ago, rjw63 said:

I think the woman who presents the show should get her kit off.

 

She wouldn't be interested in us, prefers chuffs.

Anyway, I can see us looking back on this in 10 years time and asking how the hell it got on tv.

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49 minutes ago, foreveryoung said:

She wouldn't be interested in us, prefers chuffs.

You can hardly blame her. I would imagine having to look at endless dicks for your job would put you off them. 

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The presenter is bisexual. She was previously married before starting a relationship with Sue Perkins, which has now ended. So go for it, I hear she is looking for Villa fans as her next beau. 

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57 minutes ago, foreveryoung said:

She wouldn't be interested in us, prefers chuffs.

Does that mean I have to delete my two TB of lesbian porn? 

🤔 😭

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7 hours ago, Seat68 said:

A number of people, men or women depending on the person's preference are behind screens, stark naked. Screen raises up and a person looking for a relationship will discard not suitable people. The screen raises to the knees, well number 2 has nice knees etc. Then it will rise to the genitals and they will give an opinion on that, then further and further, then they choose who they would like to go on a date with, but before that in the studio they meet completely naked. 

So,the people on this show are looking for the "really important qualities" they want in their future partner.

I suppose thats one way to choose a lifelong partner.

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1 hour ago, sidcow said:

You can hardly blame her. I would imagine having to look at endless dicks for your job would put you off them. 

I have to look at endless dick heads in my job, which is nearly the same. 

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I'm fascinated on the first two reveals, but I'm only a massive stalker when they show the face - faces are important - but that's the show's point right

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