BOF Posted May 1, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 1, 2012 BOF, What is your most successful chat up line? How's yer belly for a lodger? Not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 1, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 1, 2012 If a woman was to eat a lot of chocolate would her breast milk taste like chocolate milk?Duh, of course! I used to go out with someone who must have drank a lot of gone off milk. Again, not really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburglar Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Alan Kelly/Dean Kiely Gary Kelly/Jeff Kenna/Stephen Kelly • Harry Kenny • Alan Kernaghan • Mark Kennedy ????? • Mark Kinsella/Graham Kavanagh • Roy Keane • Kevin Kilbane Robbie Keane • Andy Keogh Henry Kelly - Gareth - you're back in play!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburglar Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 BOF, me old mucka! Ive got a humdinger of a problem. My girlfriend is German, (thats not the problem), and our son was born in England. Ive promised to follow on the traditions of my Dad, and get him an international team football shirt for each international tournamet, The Euros and World Cup only. However, im so disillusioned with England, (and I detest the new top), so don't want to get him that one. Is it ok to get him a Germany top? Or could you recommend another team for me to get for him? I want one for me too, so may well follow your advice for my good self. Cheers BOF! I have a similar predicament! Although my boys were born over da, so the eldest gets England, the youngest gets German and I get nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Has anyone ever claimed to have been V'Traped, a bit like fraped but on VillaTalk instead of Facebook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Bri.....Wah Gwan ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 3, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 3, 2012 Nawwwt a ting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Who are those men in brightly-coloured jumpsuits on the left of the screen between where it says "Users Online" and "Welcome [username]"? Why are they looking the wrong way? Or is it that they're all foreign gentlemen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 BOF, if you spread butter on the back of a cat, which side would it land on, paws or butter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted May 4, 2012 Administrator Share Posted May 4, 2012 Who are those men in brightly-coloured jumpsuits on the left of the screen between where it says "Users Online" and "Welcome [username]"? Why are they looking the wrong way? Or is it that they're all foreign gentlemen? I thought everyone knew that ads are tailored to the individual viewer. Perhaps you've been to a lot of other sites where people look the wrong way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Will be comming to England for 2 months ( September and October ) and planning to see Wales & Scotland etc. What do suggest we see while we are in Wales ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 15, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2012 While you're in Wales I'd check out the HSS from Holyhead to Dublin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Why are the tits on the confused.com adverts getting bigger and bouncier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa89 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Who will be the new Aston Villa Manager? Its time to nail your colours to the mast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 16, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 16, 2012 Paul Lambert. My colours have been nailed since Houllier was in charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Well typically I would put this in the travel thread, but I thought it might be more appropriate to ask you BOF. I have my mum and sister coming over from the states next month and one of the places I must take them as their European chauffeur is Dublin. Now I have been quite a bit, but of course always on the piss and the most noteworthy things I have done were go to the Croke Park, the Aviva, and minesweep in Guinness Factory Sky Bar. Was wondering if you could give me any other suggestions of things to do there with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Jameson distillery, Ballymun, tallaght ......the last two involve taking your live into your own hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 anyway BOF on the off topic fascination with katy perry ....what size is her more than ample cleavage ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted June 12, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2012 BOF, I've decided I want to go to the World Cup in Brazil. How much will this cost me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 12, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 12, 2012 Well typically I would put this in the travel thread, but I thought it might be more appropriate to ask you BOF. I have my mum and sister coming over from the states next month and one of the places I must take them as their European chauffeur is Dublin. Now I have been quite a bit, but of course always on the piss and the most noteworthy things I have done were go to the Croke Park, the Aviva, and minesweep in Guinness Factory Sky Bar. Was wondering if you could give me any other suggestions of things to do there with them? I've done a few of these before but they all seem to have been pruned. Here is one that links to some of the more popular things to do/see plus my own advice on where to drink. I'd also recommend the tour bus. It brings you on a good route of the city and stops at a lot of worthwhile things to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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