BOF Posted August 2, 2012 Moderator Share Posted August 2, 2012 Ah, you need to open the other end of the pack Mike. Derp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 2, 2012 Moderator Share Posted August 2, 2012 BOF, should football be in the Olympics? Absolutely not. Utterly utterly pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 2, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted August 2, 2012 Ah, you need to open the other end of the pack Mike. Derp.Of course. So obvious, I don't know why I didn't realise sooner. Thank you BOF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 How will i die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Fatal injury due to Backstreet Boys related argument with a neighbour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 So I'm building a shed. Not one of these premade ones you just bolt together, all my own work. So my wife looked at it and said its massive. Then she looked at the shed and said that's very big too. Its more like a villa than a shed. So it got me thinking. I would like to name my shed Aston Villa. How can I get the club crest onto a piece of wood, so I can hang it above the door. I don't think I would be good enough to hand paint it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 3, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted August 3, 2012 That's probably the most elaborate question asked in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I had to read it 3 times to process it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 4, 2012 Moderator Share Posted August 4, 2012 How will i die?If VT users have anything to do with it, it will be death by snoo snoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 4, 2012 Moderator Share Posted August 4, 2012 So I'm building a shed. Not one of these premade ones you just bolt together, all my own work. So my wife looked at it and said its massive. Then she looked at the shed and said that's very big too. Its more like a villa than a shed. So it got me thinking. I would like to name my shed Aston Villa. How can I get the club crest onto a piece of wood, so I can hang it above the door. I don't think I would be good enough to hand paint itOh my good man this is an excellent question. The key word is stencil! Print the badge onto A4 or maybe A3 if the shed is proper huge. Using a knife, etch the edges of the lion etc into a piece if wood placed under your piece of paper. Once done, it's a simple task of paint by numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Out of all the sentences in colhint's post, what percentage were started with the word "So"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Which is heavier - hot water or cold water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 14, 2012 Moderator Share Posted August 14, 2012 Depends how much of each you have. I'm holding a cup of cold and a bucket of hot. The hot water is definitely heavier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 BOF - my dad had these small growths on his back, like cornflakes but not as tasty, should he buy a small bird to peck em off in the bath or go the docs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 BOF, Derby were 3-0 up at half time tonight. I checked again later and they were 4-1 up with half an hour to play. Can you tell me how many goals they finally won by as I am too lazy to check for a third time. Ta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted August 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14, 2012 BOF, If I say something in a forest but there aren't any women around to hear me, am I still wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterms Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Out of all the sentences in colhint's post, what percentage were started with the word "So"? One of the most tedious and annoying verbal tics in the last couple of years. A stupid habit, which people adopt for the one and only reason they've heard others do so. For equally annoying and out of place ways to start a sentence, see also "I mean" (a T Blair specialism), and "Look!" (any Australian, esp discussing sporting things). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 14, 2012 Moderator Share Posted August 14, 2012 **** Claret, you can't buy a small bird anymore but you can rent a midget. Do that. Not much else happened Rev You just missed 19 goals including penalties. Designer. Good news. You're not wrong! I won't bore you with the science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted August 15, 2012 Regarding the Derby game, Sky Sports News told me this morning that "Scunthorpe scored twice to recover from 3 down" Does this make sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts