Malachite Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 If you where told the rumour that the world will end in Dec 2012 as predicted, would you set out on a campaign of free love for all, free beer for all, and phuk work, or would you retreat to a buddhist monastery somewhere in Tibet, find you Che, restrict yourself to a diet of bread and water, with some goat curd on a Saturday night and contemplate the after life knowing that as a result of your celibacy and restraint your reincarnation may mean your the next Villa manager, or.......................it may mean oblivion. so....what would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 16, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted April 16, 2010 If you where told the rumour that the world will end in Dec 2012 as predicted, would you set out on a campaign of free love for all, free beer for all, and phuk work, or would you retreat to a buddhist monastery somewhere in Tibet, find you Che, restrict yourself to a diet of bread and water, with some goat curd on a Saturday night and contemplate the after life knowing that as a result of your celibacy and restraint your reincarnation may mean your the next Villa manager, or.......................it may mean oblivion. so....what would you do?Depends who else you told. If it was just you and me knew about it, I'd quit work and start spending money bigtime. If the rest of the world knew, I'd probably kill myself, because serious craziness would be about to ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted April 16, 2010 Moderator Share Posted April 16, 2010 Why isn't it legal to keep Gingers in cages and poke them with sticks? Gingers have feelings to you know. I know otherwise poking them with sticks would be rather well er pointless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Your words cut deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 16, 2010 Moderator Share Posted April 16, 2010 Why isn't it legal to keep Gingers in cages and poke them with sticks? Excellent question Ash, C'mon BOF we need to be toldIt used to be allowed, nay encouraged. It was a popular past-time in Ireland. We'd wile away the hours perforating a ginger then go drinking poitín and aytin' spuds. Sadly the IUCN Red List of endangered species lists the Ginger as being Vulnerable and it is reported that they'll be extinct in 100 years so as a gesture of good will the practice has been banned though it still goes on underground. So basically it's a numbers thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Why isn't it legal to keep Gingers in cages and poke them with sticks? Gingers have feelings to you know. No, that would be animals. Animals have feelings too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted April 16, 2010 Moderator Share Posted April 16, 2010 Your words cut deep. I'd stay quiet and use a stick but as BOF says no longer an option... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted April 16, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted April 16, 2010 Is there more to supporting a football than being entertained? Is it fundamentally different to, for example, paying to go to a theatre show or the cinema? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 16, 2010 Moderator Share Posted April 16, 2010 I suspect you already know the answer; and I agree - otherwise we'd all be Arsenal/Man Utd fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted April 16, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted April 16, 2010 I suspected I knew the answer but I was wondering what you might say. Is post modernism in comedy often just a bit shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted April 16, 2010 Moderator Share Posted April 16, 2010 Ain't life grand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Why do old people shrink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 7, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 7, 2010 If Gabby shouts "Surprise" before he has sex with women does it still count as rape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 7, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 7, 2010 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?Bin Dunne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 7, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 7, 2010 Why do old people shrink?To fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Why do old people shrink?To fit. Could you expand on that a little please Mike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 To fit in coffins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Oh wise and mighty BOF answer me this: What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1,000? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limvillian Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Oh wise and mighty BOF answer me this: What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1,000? 100? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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