BOF Posted November 1, 2010 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2010 Cheese and onion crisps certainly taste like onion! Cheese less so. Bidets no no no. If I was to give you the lottery numbers and they actually ended up coming out, I'd probably jump out the nearest window so I won't do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Social etiquette query - I'm at a key party; in addition to sleeping with the ladyfriend of whoever's car keys I pull out of the bowl, should I take the car as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 1, 2010 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2010 No that'd be just rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 with the clock going backwards it made me think what ever happened to dublin mean time ??? or was that just a dream I had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Why do old people shrink...yet their ears carry on growing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 1, 2010 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2010 That's normal. Most Meathmen dream of Dublin; of being there or being from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 In that case, would the person whose car I have theoretically not taken have grounds for some sort of criminal charge had I theoretically already taken it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 1, 2010 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2010 Why do old people shrink...yet their ears carry on growing? I will investigate. I suspect the ears stay the same and the head shrinks In that case, would the person whose car I have theoretically not taken have grounds for some sort of criminal charge had I theoretically already taken it? Just stick to shagging their missus and you'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Do men get Cellulite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 1, 2010 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2010 Yes. Especially Meath men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Can a delorian really reach 88 mph? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 1, 2010 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2010 Even though the USA speedo only goes to 85mph, a normal DeLorean could reach around 130mph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Just stick to shagging their missus and you'll be fine. What's the fastest way to get out of the U.K.? Which EU countries won't extradite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 1, 2010 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2010 Get to Spain. They don't even bother looking for you I recommend the Alicante area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Is "it" safe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 1, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted November 1, 2010 Is "it" safe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gringo Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Hi BOF, which is shorter - John Carew's attention span or wee barry bannan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Last week I managed to kill a spider with a nerf gun. Should I carve a kill notch into the barrel or leave my weapon untainted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 1, 2010 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2010 Leave it untainted Gareth. That way you can plausibly deny it when his mates come looking for you. Gringo I'd say John Carew's attention span only exists in the presence of boobs. So it all depends on circumstance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecraft Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Do the boobs still exist if John Carew isn't there to pay attention to them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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