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We should all enjoy this whilst we can.  The sad fact is that in the near future their spiritual leader,  Jasper Carrot will pop his clogs.  Where he will go is still up in the air,  the Tilton in the sky is closed as it's structurally and spiritually unsound and empty.  They will retire all orange looking vegetables then the lack of Vitamin A will finish them as a breed then it's game over for small heath's everywhere.  No more stealing from allotments then,  pure out the bins stuff the tramps.

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5 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said:

They building claret and blue coffins again ? words removed 😹

Maybe, but Rearrange this sentence

Town the you not all mate ?  can Vilers live in drink thought in Shires

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6 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said:

We should all enjoy this whilst we can.  The sad fact is that in the near future their spiritual leader,  Jasper Carrot will pop his clogs.  Where he will go is still up in the air,  the Tilton in the sky is closed as it's structurally and spiritually unsound and empty.  They will retire all orange looking vegetables then the lack of Vitamin A will finish them as a breed then it's game over for small heath's everywhere.  No more stealing from allotments then,  pure out the bins stuff the tramps.

Thieving milk off doorsteps in flat caps as well

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1 hour ago, Follyfoot said:

Maybe, but Rearrange this sentence

Town the you not all mate ?  can Vilers live in drink thought in Shires

Heard a blose bint on the phone in on Friday, giving it the big un about her travelling home AND away to games ( you would've thought home games were enough punishment !). 

"I was there at qpr, did you see my flag ? Redditch Blose !" she proudly said.  Which lead me to shout "worcesterSHIRE" at the radio multiple times 🤬

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3 hours ago, El Zen said:

So, after a strong-ish start and aspirations of contending for a play off spot, they are quickly in freefall, and will soon find themselves in a relegation battle. A battle they will narrowly escape in the end after a late managerial change and generous help from some fellow basement dweller’s absolute refusal to take any points in the last five rounds. 

Available on DVD from June 2022. 

 

Don't forget the two completely inexplicable wins against top 4 teams 

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11 hours ago, VillaJ100 said:

Don't forget the two completely inexplicable wins against top 4 teams 

DVDs sold separately. 

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  • 2 weeks later...

According to a caller on WM right now, not only are small heath charging to watch an U23 game, you have to get a ticket in advance because "the ticket office is closed on Saturday".

The gift that keeps on giving.

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14 hours ago, rjw63 said:

According to a caller on WM right now, not only are small heath charging to watch an U23 game, you have to get a ticket in advance because "the ticket office is closed on Saturday".

The gift that keeps on giving.

🤡🤡🤡🤡

Congratulations, we'd managed to ignore them since 3rd October and you've gone and disturbed their irrelevance. 

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2 hours ago, sidcow said:

Congratulations, we'd managed to ignore them since 3rd October and you've gone and disturbed their irrelevance. 

Don't worry, they'll be singing "SOTV" with their Yam Yam pals later tonight before getting a good hammering.

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