CarryOnVilla Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, imavillan said: and here’s another one 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 They've signed the world beater that is Juninho Bacuna from Bigots Fc up north. Putting bias aside, why would he or anyone go there? They are broke so obviously can't pay well; The manager sounds like he's on mogadon ; No one really knows who the owners are; The general manager is thicker than the mud Werewolf Gold wrestled General Krulak in; The stadium is literally falling apart. Scottish football must be extremely shit. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 27, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2022 1 minute ago, CarryOnVilla said: He is quite right, they do have history, I bet the donkeys at Blackpool have never forgotten about them 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Follyfoot Posted January 27, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted January 27, 2022 1 minute ago, rjw63 said: They've signed the world beater that is Juninho Bacuna from Bigots Fc up north. Putting bias aside, why would he or anyone go there? They are broke so obviously can't pay well; The manager sounds like he's on mogadon ; No one really knows who the owners are; The general manager is thicker than the mud Werewolf Gold wrestled General Krulak in; The stadium is literally falling apart. Scottish football must be extremely shit. If I wanted to play for a club it would be the one in the area that carried the name of the city of which it is based and who’s supporters drank freely in the oasis of town in between long hard shifts of graft and toil making all of the cars in the area. I would want to play for the club who was first in Europe and was the cultural home of such Great entertainers like Jasper Carrott and fat Barry. I would want to play for a club that achieved all of its own glory without the help of other teams up the road, if I was going to play for a club it would be a club that kept right on the end of that road despite being tired and weary. I want to play for city of doers Who may not have the cups, support and the history, but have each other and the right to marry my sister mate 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted January 27, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 27, 2022 3 hours ago, imavillan said: and here’s another one What a nugget! Derby have more history than small heath could ever dream of. Mind you, saying that: Remember when they printed this in their official diary 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 (edited) They've signed Bacuna's brother Juninho Bacuna today. As well as signing Lyle Taylor on loan, a striker in his thirties to go with, Deeney and Jutkiewicz who both also in their thirties and Hogan who is about to enter his thirties. Not sure why they need that many strikers, they with just one upfront, and it's not as if any of them play as wide forwards. Edited January 27, 2022 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 4 hours ago, imavillan said: and here’s another one Is that Johnny Vegas? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 4 hours ago, Follyfoot said: He is quite right, they do have history, I bet the donkeys at Blackpool have never forgotten about them I think he meant to say they are history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenfly Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Xela said: What a nugget! Derby have more history than small heath could ever dream of. Mind you, saying that: Remember when they printed this in their official diary Well they had to fill the page somehow. It was either this or a bigger font. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaJ100 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Dicks, Dongs... Phallic obsession at Small Heath 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 14 hours ago, useless said: They've signed Bacuna's brother Juninho Bacuna today. As well as signing Lyle Taylor on loan, a striker in his thirties to go with, Deeney and Jutkiewicz who both also in their thirties and Hogan who is about to enter his thirties. Not sure why they need that many strikers, they with just one upfront, and it's not as if any of them play as wide forwards. Taylor has had some attitude issues so will fit in well at the sty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted January 28, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted January 28, 2022 14 hours ago, useless said: They've signed Bacuna's brother Juninho Bacuna today. As well as signing Lyle Taylor on loan, a striker in his thirties to go with, Deeney and Jutkiewicz who both also in their thirties and Hogan who is about to enter his thirties. Not sure why they need that many strikers, they with just one upfront, and it's not as if any of them play as wide forwards. Another Villa castoff in a way. He's the shitter brother of a Villa cast off at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 They're only able to sign Lyle Taylor, because we've loaned Davis to Forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Strog Posted January 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, useless said: They're only able to sign Lyle Taylor, because we've loaned Davis to Forest. I didn't think Blose needed any help from them lot up the road.... ...MATE 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 4 hours ago, turnbull said: That story doesn't make a lot of sense in the pre internet era 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 8 minutes ago, LondonLax said: That story doesn't make a lot of sense in the pre internet era Dave Mackay also apparently didnt manage Julian Dicks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 6 hours ago, turnbull said: I remember reading a football magazine (think 442 or total football) and it had a player interview with Julian Dicks at home, photos and all. It was when he was at West ham.....one of the pics was him in his lounge. In the background there were two mini statues of pitbull or staffy terriers (apparently Dicks had a couple of that breed as pets)....anyway, on closer inspection the statues had full claret and blue kits on.....with AST computer sponsor logo on the front ! Yep, whoever gave them to him got his team colours slightly mixed up and there they were in full villa kits ! One for the boring thread I guess but made me laugh at the time 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 28, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted January 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, mottaloo said: I remember reading a football magazine (think 442 or total football) and it had a player interview with Julian Dicks at home, photos and all. It was when he was at West ham.....one of the pics was him in his lounge. In the background there were two mini statues of pitbull or staffy terriers (apparently Dicks had a couple of that breed as pets)....anyway, on closer inspection the statues had full claret and blue kits on.....with AST computer sponsor logo on the front ! Yep, whoever gave them to him got his team colours slightly mixed up and there they were in full villa kits ! One for the boring thread I guess but made me laugh at the time Scratch golfer as well if I recall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 6 hours ago, Demitri_C said: Taylor has had some attitude issues so will fit in well at the sty He'll feel at home with Slo-Mo and Trog Deeney. They can go to town (mate) and stamp on students heads, like the old days. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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