AVFCChis Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I was hoping there'd be some good jokes about that gunman but having had a look around none of them are Raoul Moatly funny. The best one yet And just when I thought every pun for his name had been used - quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 As a nation we are shocked, confused and struggling to come to terms with Raoul Moat shooting his ex-girlfriend, her lover and a police officer. We are all asking the same question. How the **** did a ginger get a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Apparently Raoul Moat only intends to kill members of the police. Fair play to him, I hope he takes out Sting first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I said to my girlfriend "I'd like a little pussy", she said "So would I, mine's as big as a house." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Well, Sting is a Geordie so there is a chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I just put my union jack flag up in my garden as i do every summer but i was unsure if it would offend any muslims. So to be certain i wrote 'Allah is a Queer' on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undesirable Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 What do Emile Heskey and Raoul Moat have in common? Both have been missing for a long time. I prefered the one about the Carlisle taxi driver and Emile, but you can't be picky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 8, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 8, 2010 Apparently Raoul Moat only intends to kill members of the police. Fair play to him, I hope he takes out Sting firstO Sting, where is thy death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I said to my girlfriend "I'd like a little pussy", she said "So would I, mine's as big as a house." Someone's been watching Predator :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 9, 2010 Moderator Share Posted July 9, 2010 Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He thought he was following someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebbo75 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Whats the difference between Ashley Cole and Raoul Moat? Moat is still deep in the Geordie bush!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 I met a genie today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I said, "I want to die when SHA win a trophy." "You crafty c***!" said the genie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted July 10, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2010 A bit late but never mind.... Hi Im a sexy 19 year old blond from the North East of England looking for some fun. My mr right should should be a strong ginger man with a fiery temper and a jealous nature, who also enjoys camping and writing long letters. If this sounds like you contact me at - armedresponse@northumberlandpolice.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted July 10, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 10, 2010 Dear Mr Moat, It has come to my notice that John Terry has been shagging your missus while you were in prison. Yours Sincerely Wayne Bridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I've just seen the new Batman trailer. I prefer the Batmobile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Dear friends Well I've had a great time over the last few weeks. I managed to get myself an all expenses paid holiday to the South African World Cup. So I took the opportunity to chill out, relax and just watch some guys play football... Best of all though, at the end of it they even gave me a medal. F. Torres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Dear Mr Moat, It has come to my notice that John Terry has been shagging your missus while you were in prison. Yours Sincerely Wayne Bridge Just a teensy bit late with that one I feel. I have a feeling that our central defender in a refuse receptacle is appropriate here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Dear friends Well I've had a great time over the last few weeks. I managed to get myself an all expenses paid holiday to the South African World Cup. So I took the opportunity to chill out, relax and just watch some guys play football... Best of all though, at the end of it they even gave me a medal. F. Torres. Dear Friends, I've just had a few weeks of hell, I thought I was going on a lovely holiday but the hotel resembled a prison camp and they made me run around. Then they started booing me. They've got an absolute cheek. Don't know why I bother. W. Rooney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted July 12, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 12, 2010 Dear Mr Moat, It has come to my notice that John Terry has been shagging your missus while you were in prison. Yours Sincerely Wayne Bridge Just a teensy bit late with that one I feel. I have a feeling that our central defender in a refuse receptacle is appropriate here. Late I give you, but I couldn't wait for the next round of shootings....this is not America you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpaywasawesome Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Manchester City have officially bid £45m for Raoul Moat tonight. They've no idea who he is, but they've heard everyone's after him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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