The Hung Like a Donkey General Election December 2019 Thread

[NurembergVillan]

Just now, peterms said:

Take a look at Jill's twitter feed.

I daren't.  I imagine it's moon-howling idiocy.

Both tweets were RTd into my timeline by an old school-pal who, ironically (or aptly), used to be a journalist.

[peterms]

5 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said:

I daren't.  I imagine it's moon-howling idiocy.

Good judgement on both counts.

[bickster]

36 minutes ago, Risso said:

Has there ever been a less intelligent MP than Angela Rayner?  Thick as a whale omelette.

The Dan the Polish member for Shrewsbury wins Top Trumps in dumbest MP every single time. There is no-contest. Then there's Liz Truss, Andrea Ledsome, Domonic Raab... all as effin stupid as you an get without a dignosable issue.

Must admit though, I'm not a fan of Rayner either

There are MPs in every party who are pretty sodding stupid and have no common sense

[chrisp65]

David TC Davies, tory MP for Monmouth believes and has re stated numerous times that road signs in Welsh can surprise people and cause accidents.

[Brumstopdogs]

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/09/lib-dem-leader-jo-swinson-told-wear-lower-cut-tops-appeal-voters-11453601/

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Liberal Democrat leader Jo Swinson was told to ‘wear lower cut tops’ to appeal to voters during the election campaign. She told the BBC she has had ‘lots and lots of unsolicited advice’ from people but vowed to be ‘true to myself’. Ms Swinson said the comments were not from within her own team, but that she was ‘not short’ of people telling her to speak and dress differently. Appearing on BBC Breakfast she said: ‘I get lots and lots of unsolicited advice. I’m not short of people telling me that I should speak differently or wear different shoes or wear different earrings. ‘Or in one case, somebody suggested that I should wear lower cut tops.

 

 

 

[peterms]

4 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

David TC Davies, tory MP for Monmouth believes and has re stated numerous times that road signs in Welsh can surprise people and cause accidents.

He may have a point.  It all depends what the sign says.  For example, if the sign said "Round the next bend, a bunch of armed guerillas will flay you alive and eviscerate your children", that would surely cause some kind of alarm.  Possibly even an accident, if sharp braking and changing direction without warning resulted.

[Brumerican]

6 minutes ago, Brumstopdogs said:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/09/lib-dem-leader-jo-swinson-told-wear-lower-cut-tops-appeal-voters-11453601/

 

[peterms]

Viewer discretion advised: contains phrase "magic grandpa".

 

[NurembergVillan]

17 minutes ago, Brumstopdogs said:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/09/lib-dem-leader-jo-swinson-told-wear-lower-cut-tops-appeal-voters-11453601/

 

So Jo Swinson reads VT?!

[Brumstopdogs]

1 minute ago, NurembergVillan said:

So Jo Swinson reads VT?!

Must have been reading @Xela's posts!

[Brumerican]

20 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

David TC Davies, tory MP for Monmouth believes and has re stated numerous times that road signs in Welsh can surprise people and cause accidents.

I saw one near Ebbw today that said "Greggs" and it made me skid into to a packed bus shelter.

Tasted just like any of the 25 stores in Erdington.

[Davkaus]

7 minutes ago, peterms said:

Viewer discretion advised: contains phrase "magic grandpa".

 

I'm hearing from senior sources in the Conservative party that the fire in the background is fueled by a hatred of the west. 

[Brumerican]

Just now, Davkaus said:

I'm hearing from senior sources in the Conservative party that the fire in the background is fueled by a hatred of the west. 

Or just smoking Kippahs.

[Wainy316]

20 minutes ago, peterms said:

Viewer discretion advised: contains phrase "magic grandpa".

 

I wish he’d gone for some of the juicier stuff like this...

 

[peterms]

8 minutes ago, Wainy316 said:

I wish he’d gone for some of the juicier stuff like this...

 

"Basting in the broth of god's righteous indignation " is certainly a phrase I wish I had thought of.

Magnificent.

[peterms]

Endorsement!

 

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[peterms]

1 hour ago, NurembergVillan said: