bickster Posted September 28, 2018 Moderator Share Posted September 28, 2018 43 minutes ago, OutByEaster? said: So, Boris Johnson has said in public that his boss's plan to deal with the big thing is rubbish and that he's made his own plan instead which he's given everyone a copy of and is much better. Why hasn't she sacked him on the spot? What position should he be sacked from? Member of the Human Race? (even that's in doubt) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted September 28, 2018 Moderator Share Posted September 28, 2018 35 minutes ago, bickster said: What position should he be sacked from? Member of the Human Race? (even that's in doubt) Good point. Even so, surely she can't continue to allow a second party within the party with a de facto leader of it's own to so publicly humiliate her day after day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 28, 2018 Moderator Share Posted September 28, 2018 13 minutes ago, OutByEaster? said: Good point. Even so, surely she can't continue to allow a second party within the party with a de facto leader of it's own to so publicly humiliate her day after day? She has to, loses her majority if she doesn't. Got to keep the grease on the pole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ml1dch Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 (edited) Conservatives design a hip new "app", to get the kids interested in their party conference, yo. Rate and review the speeches from your favourite ministers in real time, just like you're on the Instagrams. Sam Gyimah's in the house y'all! (and accidentally forget to make it password protected, and let anyone who downloads the app to log in to anybody's account, revealing the personal details, including telephone numbers, of the Prime Minister and any other attendee of the conference) Still, I'm sure all that "technology" they are planning for Ireland and for the millions of people whose residency status needs to be changed will be just fine. Edited September 29, 2018 by ml1dch 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Theresa May's direct mobile number revealed. Nobody called. Just one cock pic. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ml1dch Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Heh. They only found out because an MP read about it on Twitter and posted it in the Tory MP WhatsApp group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 (edited) Apparently, Boris (having such a good record with bridge projects) wants to build a bridge to Ireland. His next step would presumably be to burn it. Edited September 30, 2018 by snowychap 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 30, 2018 Moderator Share Posted September 30, 2018 ”playing politics” it seems this one has reared its head again. F***ing irritating meaningless drivel. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted September 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2018 Make no mistake, this will be everyone's fault except leave voters and tory politicians. This will be the fault of people that didn't respect democracy and help the gammons get out quicker and simpler. This will be the fault of people that wouldn't threaten war on France or remind Germany we beat them in World War II. This will be the fault of people that think they need health care and adequate food. This will be the fault of people that see trade with Ireland as probably simpler than trade with jam starved Narnia. This will be the fault of others. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 We just need to all 'muck in' and 'roll our sleeves up' and everything will be OK, if you want to sit around and moan about it well you're 'part of the problem' and are going against 'the will of people'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dr_Pangloss said: We just need to all 'muck in' and 'roll our sleeves up' and everything will be OK, if you want to sit around and moan about it well you're 'part of the problem' and are going against 'the will of people'. Is that a Steve Bruce comment?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Just now, Xela said: Is that a Steve Bruce comment?! haha! Went through my mind as I was typing it. Steve Bruce surely voted leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Just now, Xela said: Is that a Steve Bruce comment?! Just now, Dr_Pangloss said: haha! Went through my mind as I was typing it. Steve Bruce surely voted leave. There will be adequate food, well, there or thereabouts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted September 30, 2018 Moderator Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: Make no mistake, this will be everyone's fault except leave voters and tory politicians. This will be the fault of people that didn't respect democracy and help the gammons get out quicker and simpler. This will be the fault of people that wouldn't threaten war on France or remind Germany we beat them in World War II. This will be the fault of people that think they need health care and adequate food. This will be the fault of people that see trade with Ireland as probably simpler than trade with jam starved Narnia. This will be the fault of others. That'll be me then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted September 30, 2018 Author Moderator Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: This will be the fault of people that see trade with Ireland as probably simpler than trade with jam starved Narnia. This will be the fault of others. Already, Boris Johnson is saying "this isn't what Leave voters were promised" with seemingly no awareness that this is entirely because him and his chums lied their effing arses off, making all kinds of Unicorn promises. The utter throbber. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted September 30, 2018 Author Moderator Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: There will be adequate food Yeah. None of that fancy foreign muck. Gimme Pizza any day of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 ideas and images for the 'Festival of Brexit Britain' is proving a great read on twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 30, 2018 Moderator Share Posted September 30, 2018 It's not even started, yet we already have conference comedy gold in the form of an own goal 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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