Phil Silvers Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 15 minutes ago, Big Salad said: Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy? They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen. Forced laugh, that's terrible. You must try harder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Salad Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, Phil Silvers said: Forced laugh, that's terrible. You must try harder. A marine general, an army general, and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men... The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!" The private reports as ordered, "Yes sir?" The general says, "See that man over there? Kill him!" Without hesitating, the private kills the man. The general says, "See? That man has balls!" The marine general says, "That's nothing. Private, get over here!" The marine private reports, "Yes, sir?". The marine general says, "See that man over there? Kill him and then kill yourself." Without blinking, the marine private pulls out his M-16 and blows away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds. The marine general says, "See? Now that man has balls!" The admiral says, "That's nothing." He calls to a seaman high up on a tower, "Hey, seaman, jump off that tower!" The seaman answers, "Excuse me, sir?" The admiral repeats, "JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!" The seaman replies, "**** you, sir!" The admiral says, "See? That man has balls and he's got brains too!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 (edited) Edit Edited August 22, 2021 by av1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted August 27, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 22/08/2021 at 17:51, av1 said: Edit Not particularly appetising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 20/08/2021 at 23:53, Xela said: Had a wonderful baguette today from a deli in Lichfield. You know when it just hits the spot? Chicken, pesto, avocado, sundried tomatoes, jalapenos and black pepper. Superb! Loafers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted August 27, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2021 9 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: Loafers? **** me Loafers was good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 8 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: Loafers? Yes, but no. Loafers shut about 18 months, but a new deli has opened up there called something different (can't remember what) but yeah, essentially its Loafers! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Day 2 of the "new" cadburys flavours Yesterday was the banoffee, was nothing special, next to no banana flavour apart from a chunk in the middle which was actually really good but the rest of the bar was a bit like the dime one Today is no frownie brownie which is slightly better but still not enough to make me want another one Both of them due to the crispy bits are noticeably better out of the fridge and cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 I'm sure it's delicious but...what the **** is it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2021 31 minutes ago, Davkaus said: I'm sure it's delicious but...what the **** is it? Lamb, green lentils and king prawns with garlic and spicy smoked harrisa, one chopped onion and 400 ml of lamb stock Takes about 15 minutes to prepare but better for sitting Delicious, if you want the recipe let me know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted August 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2021 A brave choice for breakfast but each to their own. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, fightoffyour said: A brave choice for breakfast but each to their own. For tea later, as stated best for sitting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted August 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: For tea later, as stated best for sitting Then you must have a lot of willpower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2021 Just now, fightoffyour said: Then you must have a lot of willpower! Indeed, first beer and it will be gone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted August 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2021 Just now, Follyfoot said: Indeed, first beer and it will be gone A brave choice for breakfast but each to their own. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 minute ago, fightoffyour said: A brave choice for breakfast but each to their own. Brilliant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 30, 2021 Moderator Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Follyfoot said: Lamb... and king prawns Together, in the same dish? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, bickster said: Together, in the same dish? Surprisingly works well, the spice carries it off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted August 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2021 #MeatFreeMonday so I’m having a steak dinner tonight. I’ve just given my meat a thorough beating to prepare. Now I should tenderise the steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts