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Are you a grower or a shower?


StefanAVFC

Grower or Shower?  

40 members have voted

  1. 1. Grower or Shower?

    • Grower?
      37
    • Shower?
      3


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I'm 6ft plus, and I've got a mate who is under 5ft. I can confirm that height has no bearing on this topic, as I've stood next to him at the urinal, and he's like a bloody tripod!

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I'm a grower too. I was in Rouen in July and I met up with these Romanians at a BBQ outside the hotel I was staying in, to cut a long and entertaining night story short, we ended back at the hotel with one lady between the 4 of us. I had never participated in such things before and felt a bit uneasy with it so I had a bit of stage fright! I got my end away once they had been thrown out of the over-strict hotel for making too much noise. The smallest lad there had by far the biggest dick, so you can never tell

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Yep, it's true, I'm 5'6" and my wotsit is 6'5"

'wotsit' :D

 

Be a man son and give it the proper name....tinkle!

 

He calls it a "wotsit" because it's very cheesy and gives off a funny odour

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i have no idea what this poll means... and i don't want to type it into google.

 

OK think of umbrella's

 

A grower is one of those telescopic things that can grow as it gets wet or warm

 

A shower is basically a golf umbrella, its the same length whatever the scenario

 

Now apply that theory to the "old fella"

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