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AVFC_Hitz

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  1. I've noticed they all look like that... Do I need a punchline?
  2. My ex-girlfriend had a Renault Clio who's passenger side door didn't quite close. We took it to some cultured mechanics who wanted to replace the entire door. That was too expensive for us at the time so we took it to some uncultured Iraqis near the villa ground who replaced the seal and aligned the door in 20 minutes. I realise this brings nothing to the conversation but I'm reaching the zenith of a pigs in blanket trip.
  3. Had the Bulgarian traditional Christmas. Which is vegetarian. Lidl had 8 cans of Stella for 11bgn (£4.90) so I'm 4 cans in watching the Repair Shop.
  4. Germany had a war economy since, arguably, '33. Guns versus butter. Hitler had already annexed the Rhineland and Austria. He clearly wasn't stopping. Chamberlain bought time.
  5. Romeo done. Весела Коледа!!
  6. Almost...the icing on the cake.
  7. The removal of the Soviet Army monument in Sofia. While not directly Ukraine related. This is huge news at the moment.
  8. Ah the skip. Very simple here Bulgaria. You cart it down to the bin outside your block and it's gone within an hour.
  9. Will be buying a 4 by 4 tomorrow because my book situation is out of hand. Was going to wait til after Christmas but my 3 year old brought down the screwed in coat rack trying to get her umbrella, so I'm off there on Sunday.
  10. Önce you go kallax you don't go back.
  11. I was literally just thinking about this. Every Sunday me and my dad used to walk from Selly Park and up to the Brittanica cricket pitch (near the Scientology bollox) and down back to the cricket ground and up the Pershore road. No one said hello. Yet, do the walk on Christmas day and everyone turns into Graham Norton on Friday night. I guess us Brits are a bunch of introverted sods until a few Bailey's.
  12. I've had an absolute shitemarish week at work but I've still got a little spring my step from Wednesday's result. Cup of tea and Lidl's finest christmas biscuits, now.
  13. In the grande scheme of things wouldn't you want to keep your missus happy?
  14. Aside from all of the technical self stuff. The mental will power. The sideways glance at a twix. The longing look at a piece of bread. When your mate says "Jesus Christ mate, you lost a bit? You're looking good" That's the motivation. Jizz in a bin.
  15. Are you drinking it properly? A tall rakı bardağı and a small karaf of water? Tekirdağ iş much smoother. Şerefe!
  16. My dad has it. I'm on the way to having it if I don't buck my ideas up. It's not necessarily a chunky boi disease but unless you really overhaul your lifestyle choices then it could become a problem later on in life (feet, eyes etc...). It's definitely manageable and with the right outlook and diet you may not notice and could possibly reverse it.
  17. That was Erotic Motif with Renaissance Breasts...
  18. I still make a withdrawal from the wank bank of @mjmooney's t-shirt tucked into jeans'core
  19. Absolute rocket polisher.
  20. The raw cranial prowess of the referee is giving my gussey a twinge.
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