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AVFC_Hitz

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  1. The jam pun didn't spread as well as you thought it would.
  2. No, you're experiencing fare splitting and it's completely normal. What is also completely normal is train fares in the UK are bonkers.
  3. AVFC_Hitz

    The USA

    Glad you enjoyed it. After your initial anxiety. How much of the typical American stuff did you do?
  4. Filmed in Sheffield now. Cutlery munching ocelot bummers. Entertaining TV.
  5. Three matching used to be a tenner didn't it?
  6. Hawking pterodactyl flavoured wotsits and asking everyone to try guava infused coke zero.
  7. If we're talking about favourite vag....
  8. I tried to stay up for the UK new year but I always fail. I stood on the balcony watching all the Sofia fireworks and opened a can of beer, looked at it and decided I was too full and bloated to continue so I chucked it down the sink. Successful meal choice this year though. Which involved a raid on Lidls hams and cheeses section and some crusty bread. Homemade egg mayo done as well. Horrendously sulphurous farts this morning. You can almost bite the scent.
  9. Anyone else's mom text them early (on WhatsApp) because the networks will be busy later?
  10. Des Lynam Dmitri Kharine Bob Dylan Warren Buffet Gene Hackman
  11. I've noticed they all look like that... Do I need a punchline?
  12. My ex-girlfriend had a Renault Clio who's passenger side door didn't quite close. We took it to some cultured mechanics who wanted to replace the entire door. That was too expensive for us at the time so we took it to some uncultured Iraqis near the villa ground who replaced the seal and aligned the door in 20 minutes. I realise this brings nothing to the conversation but I'm reaching the zenith of a pigs in blanket trip.
  13. Had the Bulgarian traditional Christmas. Which is vegetarian. Lidl had 8 cans of Stella for 11bgn (£4.90) so I'm 4 cans in watching the Repair Shop.
  14. Germany had a war economy since, arguably, '33. Guns versus butter. Hitler had already annexed the Rhineland and Austria. He clearly wasn't stopping. Chamberlain bought time.
  15. Romeo done. Весела Коледа!!
  16. Almost...the icing on the cake.
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