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AVFC_Hitz

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  1. Pedagogical. Seeing as I'm a teacher and I have to say this a few times a week. I've just never got used to it.
  2. Either you thought a bit before posting or just went for it either way I lol'd.
  3. Are you sure you're getting him confused with hardcore gangster Tim Westwood?
  4. McGinnadine Zidane. He's been given some sort of secret plan by King Unai and now he's....masterful.
  5. I've just bought the boy child his first bike. He was literally shaking with excitement as we took it to the till in Decathlon. He's zipping around the house on it now. Genuinely one of the father/son milestone moments I never knew would move me so much.
  6. One for @Follyfoot. Last night I watched Avengement. Scott Adkins and Craig 'How have I never got an Oscar ' Fairbrass kahhhnting it up for an hour and a half. I actually quite enjoyed it.
  7. Here in Bulgaria this is very strict. You must post your opening hours on the door of your business as a condition of your trading license. Until they go on holiday for 4 weeks and post a torn A4 piece of paper daubed in crayon that they won't be open 'til September. Meanwhile they haven't updated google so you go halfway across town to see shutters and a something akin to a dirty protest. The gimps.
  8. Google lens gives me Mediterranean recluse spider.
  9. Whenever I'm making midnight sandwiches after a few wines I always put this on and 99% start weeping. I mean, I am drunk at the time so it provides a catalyst.
  10. I @Marka Ragnos took my 'Truly remarkable' and put a positive spin on it. In truth I meant. It's truly remarkable. Remarkable in the sense that someone had to sit and record that while that complete gimp of a man sang in a faux reggae style about wanting someone's vagina. It's so bad I just had to share it.
  11. Does he have responsibility around the house? Setting the table, emptying the dishwasher, laundry and so on? At eight he might respond to general encouragement and praise for the good things he does. Bringing him into the household management on a smaller scale might make him feel more important, too. Writing the shopping list with him, planning the weekend, filling out the family planner could also be beneficial.
  12. I was parodying the Daily Mail readership...who wouldn't know that. You saucy aardvark.
  13. Here we are with young British families suffering with normal diseases and the migrants are on their boats enjoying fancy French ones.
  14. Like Mooney said theres a time and a place for certain food. Balti pie on match day. Washed down with a cheeseburger from the vans under the flyover. Then there's that pie. To be enjoyed bollock naked listening to The Archers.
  15. Like, how many eyes must a young girl have?
  16. This film gave me gruesome nightmares. Didn't help I was on tramadol at the time.
  17. Gavin and Stacey one off Hanukkah special right outside his house. 10ft polystyrene menorah.
  18. Mine too. Balti pies are a thing of wonder.
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