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AVFC_Hitz

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  1. Alright breakfast boy. I bet you get the Guardian through a green juice squirted through the old ISDN line.
  2. Trust Me I'm A Stomach Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon
  3. Panda Boy - because my son loves Pandas Mahler Mission - Grandfather's favourite composer Dead certs I tell ya.
  4. Pronoun verb determiner article adjective noun.
  5. Glad you're still fighting and punching cancer in the balls @drat01 Hopefully the Spireites getting back into the league cheered you up.
  6. Do they do a special deal where if you wear a beanie hat and huge headphones you can sit there for 8 hours, nursing one coffee?
  7. I don't care what you all say. Stereophonics, then probably eastern bloc cold war history.
  8. Did they give you a few bits of A4 and let you use the good crayons?
  9. Take the pan out and put the hob on full. Pan on hob. Keep the fat sizzling as you pour the batter on.
  10. You heard. Bill Oddie. Bill Oddie's in one of your multiple sheds carefully stacking pot noodles. He's found Denise Van Outen behind some KP nuts.
  11. They'd have retired his number again. Mate.
  12. Dame Judi Dench also showed a power point of her delapidated farm house on the big screen. She forgot to press 'slideshow'.
  13. At half time Clive Mendonca led a rendition of Baggy Trousers on a triangle.
  14. What would show signs of damage first? Imagine you're at the back of Tandys and Ronnie Corbett's adjudicating another catalogue bash off. Yellow pages or a laminated Argos catalogue?
  15. My home town of Chesterfield hoping to finally get back in the league today.
  16. Oistins Fish Fry in Barbados. When I was there in 2008, beer was 25cents a bottle and available from a kiosk across the road. The tastiest fish I've ever had.
  17. You could be describing 1989 or 7pm last night. BG air have bought lots of A380's but the feel of them seems like they were bought off a bloke called Mitko after he lost a poker game.
  18. I'm thinking no but there'll be some more... Badly Drawn Images of Paddington
  19. I mean it's Aston for McGrath's sake. It's not in a field in Pennsylvania.
  20. Echoing @chrisp65 point from earlier in a different thread. What knock on effect do these people have from an organisation doing something for someone else's benefit. It's hardly as if they've moved his bi-weekly table tennis round robin tournament. I don't understand people. People are sliding towards some sort unavoidable void which involves TikTok videos of salt and pepper chips and wanking furiously over Come Dine With Me.
  21. This morning my son got his socks wet because he spilt his water on the kitchen floor. He wouldn't leave the house until I'd got him a new pair. I did. Next thing I know I've got massive tits and a sudden urge to stare out of a rain streaked window listening to Alanis Morrisette.
  22. Mate of mine saw this and wants it explained.
  23. I thought I was the only one with a syncing problem. Every few days it goes out of sync with sound and visual. It always happens after watching Disney+ and then it throws the normal TV off too.
  24. All that so you can navigate the road outside your house?
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