AVFC_Hitz
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I call them Mitkos. Large balding men who last went to the gym 20 years ago with tight black t-shirts, ill-fitting jeans and usually a thick gold chain. They're accompanied by an absolute stunning woman 20 years their junior. Treat them like absolute crap as well.
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Were you trying to curry favour with those around you?
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Marshmallow cola zero available in Bulgaria now. Will investigate and post an in-depth review in due course.
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Toilet paper! Toilet paper in our time! -
I think they're stored safely in the outside cushion sheds.
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I wanted to be a cricketer before I became a champion drinker.
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Why? You can share with us. It's good to talk.
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Sounds like an episode of Wallander waiting to happen.
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Jesus wept! Even a 2am drunk Hitz wouldn't resort to that.
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Is it in the club constitution that we never practice corners?
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I 'kin hate that club.
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If my 2 year old daughter is sleeping, I'm sleeping. We both managed a 4 hour nap yesterday. Absolute heaven.
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The Mafia, I'd bet will also have a much stronger hold on society as well.
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A school pal I really only ever talked to down the villa went with a full packed lunch. Tupperware boxes, bananas, the lot. He threw the bananas at black players, but I just ignored him because none of the players were actual monkeys.
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I'm trying to work out who has the need to buy a golly*** in this day and age. Are people actively looking for them and getting angry when they can't buy one?
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I used 'gobbed it' for tripping up the other day and had to explain myself. Why I was falling over at 35 is a different matter....
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My Dad's 'champagne' Citroen ZX. K129 EWE. I can't remember my current mobile number...
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10-10:30 pm on a school night then I'll read for about an hour. Up at 6am for my forced morning routine. I don't like being rushed or have the feeling I'm going to be late for something. Friday night is my pub night so anytime between 12am and 2am and up about 8am with the kids.
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I dunno, it makes for an eye watering wank.
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Without trying to sound gimpy and ghey has anyone tried blackhead pore strips on their nose? My nose is like a dot to dot at the moment. I live in one of Europe's most polluted cities and it's just a greasy bulb.
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Johnathan Pearce to commentate.
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My school have moved building into a fancy new place which is just two busstops away on a very regular trolleybus. Meaning I'm saving around £300 a month on taxi fairs. Which is about two weeks shopping, or more to stick in the savings account. Or a down payment on a cushion shed.
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Anymore...
