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    I'm trying to work out who has the need to buy a golly*** in this day and age. Are people actively looking for them and getting angry when they can't buy one?
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    I used 'gobbed it' for tripping up the other day and had to explain myself. Why I was falling over at 35 is a different matter....
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    My Dad's 'champagne' Citroen ZX. K129 EWE. I can't remember my current mobile number...
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    10-10:30 pm on a school night then I'll read for about an hour. Up at 6am for my forced morning routine. I don't like being rushed or have the feeling I'm going to be late for something. Friday night is my pub night so anytime between 12am and 2am and up about 8am with the kids.
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    I dunno, it makes for an eye watering wank.
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    AVFC_Hitz replied to Stevo985's topic in Off Topic

    Without trying to sound gimpy and ghey has anyone tried blackhead pore strips on their nose? My nose is like a dot to dot at the moment. I live in one of Europe's most polluted cities and it's just a greasy bulb.
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    Johnathan Pearce to commentate.
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    My school have moved building into a fancy new place which is just two busstops away on a very regular trolleybus. Meaning I'm saving around £300 a month on taxi fairs. Which is about two weeks shopping, or more to stick in the savings account. Or a down payment on a cushion shed.
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    Anymore...
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    I'm really drunk and have got fatty fingers but Tom Jones watches you as you sleep.
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    Boring fact. Learning the Cyrillic alphabet has been wonderful.
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    How are you not quadraspazzed on a lifeglug?
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    Where was she?
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    I imagine he has to suppress an erection
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    Have you seen Roberto's bedroom? The one bedside table concerns me.
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    There was a Cucurella foul in that game which seemed a perfectly timed tackle. Zero body contact and 100% foot on ball.
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    If I was a West Ham fan I'd be absolutely fuming. Also, if I was a West Ham fan I'd have far more concerning problems, but anyway.
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    Or, those of us with Irish parents/grandparents, brandy or whiskey on the gums....
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    I feel like a bit of an idiot now. "Are you trying to mug me off?" Are you trying to make me out as an idiot? "I feel like a mug" - I've just realised @Xela isnt actually in a wheelchair.
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    Mine was in Krakow, too. A tiny Indian restaurant which was still open after getting in off the train. I asked about the vindaloo and the bloke said "it's not too bad, not like in England". Jesus wept my face went numb. My mate took a spoonful and stood up and smacked his head off the incredibly low ceiling.
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    I basically grew up in that pub. Did a stand up gig in the back room. Eddie is an absolute crotchety, grumpy legend.
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    I'm done.
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    "Scott Carson: There he is. Hero"
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