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AVFC_Hitz

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  1. The guys that go in hard in paddies day are American. I like a piss up and face paint every Tuesday
  2. Take my wife's name outta your mouth.
  3. "Shall we get this copyrighted?" - "Nah just get it out" 13 years. The words removed.
  4. Oh Deborah, do you recall?
  5. I never 'understood' Chapelle before, but now I've dived into his repotoire the man was/is a 'kin genius.
  6. Bind us together Lord, bind together Lord! With cords that cannot be brooo ooo ken. Sung 'kin loud or your nan goes home.
  7. Was just about to say something similar. They look like Poundstretcher gardening gloves.
  8. As I perused a (very informative) cucumber information site to add some puns to this thread, I was overcome by the amount of Kenneths there are. So I had to stop.
  9. This has been in effect for a while around Rugeley.
  10. Chesterfield as I was born there. Union Berlin CSKA Sofia
  11. He has his own courier business. https://www.business-live.co.uk/economic-development/former-aston-villa-ace-nigel-4724970
  12. If chavvy mums queue up outside Aldi for Prime for 13 year old Daz then they'll pay for this bollocks.
  13. Do you reach down between your legs and pull out a VHS of this Harrison Ford classic?
  14. Brittany Ferries brochure. About three pictures of a gite then off we bombed down to Portsmouth with nothing but a french road map from WH Smiths.
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