Anyway, my gym opens at 8am and me and another bloke get there on the dot. We've somehow telepathically come to an understanding that we avoid each other as we do our routines, and it's working really well. This morning there was a third bloke who disrupted all this, and instead of working out draped his towl on the bench and sat for 20 minutes scrolling through his phone. Original bloke and I exchange glances but get on with it because I'm extremely British and passive aggressive.