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colhint

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  1. Surely we're all ecentric in to some other person.
  2. A bloke is on who wants to be a millionaire. He's doing great. Up to the million pound question with all lifelines left. So Tom your million pound question. Which one of these was a great train robber. Ronnie Corbett, Ronnie O'Sullivan, Ronnie Barker or Ronnie Biggs I'll take the money But you've go 3 lifelines. I know I'll take the money. Ok you've just won £500,000. Do you want to know the answer. Oh I know the answer. Why didn't you say. I ain't no grass
  3. When I used to travel a lot globally. I would tip big and early. I was taught this by a guy in his 70s who was a salesman. If I knew I was in a hotel for 10 days or so, which was frequent, I would personally go down to reception or the bar as soon as I could after check in. Explain that I might be working awkward hours and maybe grumpy sometimes with all the pressure, ( i was rarely under pressure). Anyway I would offer 100 dollar tip there and then to make up for my shortcomings. It was received so well I got every upgrade going and rarely had to leave a tip.
  4. Try the whole of bleeding Yorkshire.
  5. if it's not too muggy by you why don't you celebrate. Maybe have a wank in the bushes.
  6. I would guess that a l large amount of that good a long with medical aid and fuel goes straight to Hammas
  7. USA population 340m U.K. Population 68m Who would win in a piss up competition?
  8. So now at the club we have a Kenza Konza and a Kosta
  9. Heard an interesting point from a Newcastle fan regarding Saudi investment. He was suggesting it might not be as high as some people think. His reasoning being, with the world cup in Saudi 10 years away, there would be huge amounts spent on getting a high league standing. Improving all aspects spending many millions getting stadia infrastructure right and bringing in many more high profile players. They really wouldn't want a world cup in there own back yard and be humiliated with a poor team. That's not to say there wouldn't be investment but he could see them spend many billions over there.
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    Unai Emery

    Best in the universe. Javelin.
  11. Yep and the manager who wanted her is leaving.
  12. I'm not sure that's the case. As I understand those involved with the drama have been recompensed. It's just after it was aired loads more have come forward.
  13. When repairs are made or inspections done to millennium bridge, an ancient law is triggered. The work is carried out by people abseiling underneath. Thus reducing the safe height. The port of London introduced a warning to shipping by lowering a bale of hay. This was thought large enough to be seen by the ships
  14. Just been onto the Everton forum. They're just like us. one bloke, talking about mcneils injury typed angle instead of ankle. Then there was a pun rest Was it his right angle, was the pain acute, don't be obtuse etc. I laughed because the same would happen here.
  15. It's hard to say what my wife does for a living. She sells seashells by the seashore.
  16. Millenials are pissing me off Walking around as if they rent the place.
  17. Yesterday I got my electric bill and water bill. I opened them together I was shocked.
  18. I accidentally took my cats meds last night Don't ask meow
  19. Egypt are one of the favourites. Surely there will be some parade in Cairo if they win.
  20. If you believe We put a man on the moon Wasn't it written by Our EM
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