I've got this new wife text adapter app. It's really good.
When she texts it goes like this.
Mary told me to try hibiscus tea. I mean she's never Ill has a great complexion, so I thought why not try it. So I was in Tesco s and couldn't find any. The girl was trying to help but she didn't really get that only hibiscus would. So I went into Waitrose if anyone had it they would. Anyhow who did I meet in there but Susan, Carls wife, she was telling me they'd just bought the new Dyson but I told her we already had one. Any way I got the tea we had a bit of a natter and I came home.
Then it comes to me
Beep beep
I bought tea.