sharkyvilla

As a fan of a fish finger sandwich, I thought I'd give a fish cake sandwich a go and it's even better.

Pisa is the biggest shithole I've ever stayed in and put me off going back to Italy really. I really need to give the country another chance though.

God knows what Luiz was doing getting out of the way of Kane's shot. I see Real got battered 3-0 by Eibar earlier too.

I think I have done this one before, but it's the seat-back rocket polishers that do my head in. Is reclining a further two inches really going to make you sleep better?

I think that actually explains it. When I posted originally I wasn't expecting a genuine scientific answer that makes sense.

I don't think I've ever bought anything on Black Friday. Last year I was in Florida for the week around Thanksgiving and it was crazy how much of the TV news was devoted to it and where the best bargains were.

That's the one. That, Fanny Chmelar on The Chase or Bob Mortimer on Would I Lie To You are guaranteed to cheer me up no matter how many times I watch them.

This carrot talk reminds me of something that pisses me off, there is a video of Sean Lock playing a game called carrot in a box on 8 Out Of 10 Cats that got taken down off YouTube and it's genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Now the closest you can get to see it is one of those 'reaction' videos where some numpty films themself watching the video whilst it plays in the bottom corner of the screen.

I've spent a fair bit of time with my Dad recently, and one thing I don't get is how often his trousers start to fall down. He wears a belt so I just don't understand why it happens, and it'd be a bit of an awkward thing to ask him about.

Somehow i always find a shit Robin Hood film to be more offensive than any of the others

Yeah they sound potentially really good games, you've done well there.

Somehow I just think Cahill wouldn't be a Smith kind of signing. I don't think he'd consider joining us right now anyway.

It doesnt sound that bad for a whole day's entertainment plus demand must be huge. The World Cup sounds a lot worse in comparison.

I think that got kicked into the long grass when the Tories didn't get their majority and they've had all the Brexit bollocks to fanny about with. That was one of the things that I was looking forward to when no longer renting, getting charged 50 quid for a piece of paper saying I will be renewing once a year. With my new flat apparently the seller has been negotiating an increase in the lease by another 25 years which is fine, it means I won't need to do it, but they decided to tell me now that it will take a couple of weeks for the management company to get all that done so I can't exchange or complete before I move out, let alone organise a day to move and clean my old one. Doesn't help that I'm in Barbados at the moment either, though the rum is helping a bit.

I think it goes downhill, and definitely doesn't work without Spacey in it, especially as I'm sure they were building up to some sort of magnificent comeuppance that they aren't now able to do. I think the worst series is the third one with the Russian president in it though. Depends how much time you have on your hands really.

Buying my first flat. What a massive pain in the arse caused by incompetents and solicitors who seemingly can't be **** arsed. I'm now probably going to have to find somewhere to store my stuff as it looks like dragging out beyond the lease on my current rented flat expires on December 4th. There's no chain, it's a one bed flat, I've paid everything on time, they've reassured me time after time it's all going smoothly, now it's all **** up. Anyone involved in house buying or renting including estate agenrs and solicitors should be kicked in the nuts then volleyed in the jaw.

I just finished Absolute Proof by Peter James, a standalone novel not based on his detective series. It's a bit like a better-written Dan Brown book and I was surprised how much I enjoyed it.

Did Randy sell them to Dr Tony as well?

My dreams are magnificent, my brain conjures up all sorts of shit I wish I could come up with in real life and turn into a book.

Under his watch the Premier League has become stinking rich and by far the most popular league in the world, so I don't think it's entirely unreasonable that he gets a big pay off. Probably in the minority there though.

I think that was the Representative for Wellingborough Peter Bone wasn't it? If he's upset then it can't be all that bad.

Not sure if it's changed since I went but I remember the airport being a massive pain in the arse when trying to get through passport control. I vowed to fly to Tampa and drive to Orlando if I ever went back. Everything else is great though.

They're a weird club to watch on telly as obviously they have hardly any fans in the ground. I guess they are susceptible to attracting a load of players who are there for a payday and couldn't really give a shit. He seems to be having to throw kids in the deep end as a result.

I saw him on BT Sport the other day and wondered where he'd been the last couple of years.