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The older lags might recall that we used to sing a decent song in the 89/90 season (I think) which went something like this:

Nigel Spink, rolls the ball to Platty

Flicks it on to Paul McGrath who passes it to Daley

Tony Daley takes it to the byline - puts the ball in to the air

For Tony Cascariiiii no

I thought we might be able to do something similar for the current team:

Scott Car-son rolls the ball to Barry

Flicks it on to NRC who passes it to Ashley

Ashley Young takes it to the byline

Puts the ball into the airrrrrrrrrrr

For Gabriel Agbonlahor

Doesn't quite scan on the last line but maybe someone can improve it. What do you reckon?

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Heard on the way to the JJB sung by a group of Villan walking behind us a funny rendition of 'Keep Right On' changed to 'Wipe that snot of the end of your nose' anyone know the words to this?

Also heard to the tune of 'don't take my sunshine away' -

We've got Scott Carson,

Mellberg and Laursen etc

anyone know thw complete version of this?

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Can anyone who sits near the back of the Holte Upper, please pass the word round that a certain Steve Bruce may be a clown, but he no longer works at the circus in our town

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Theres one that me and a mate made up, its really simple and we have been trying to kick it off but never works.

Its a gareth barry one and it goes "nanananananna, gareth barry, barry, gareth barrrry" and its along to the tune "nanananananan, baby give it up, give it up, babbbby give it upppp".

Dunno if anyone else has heard it over the last few home fixtures but my mate has been slowly getting it off the ground, well its the ashley young deriative but its been going off pretty loud for a few games now.

You heard it hear first folks :lol:

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From the "Stay Mellberg chants" thread:

It's the same tune as the Paul McGrath my'lord, but here's a suggestion:

One more year, Mellberg, one more year

One more year, Mellberg, one more year

One more year, Mellberg, one more year

Oh, Mellberg, one more year!

Two more years, Mellberg, two more years....

Continue till it gets boring.

We did it for Ronny Johnsen, when he was considering to retire from my local club Vålerenga,

two years ago. He still plays for the club to this day. Worth a shot, perhaps :)

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Another from that thread

Stay now stay now stay now stay now...

Mellberg if you've got to go away

I don't think

I can take the pain

Won't you stay another day

Oh, we know that this sounds weird

But we love you and your beard

Won't you stay another year

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From the "Stay Mellberg chants" thread:

It's the same tune as the Paul McGrath my'lord, but here's a suggestion:

One more year, Mellberg, one more year

One more year, Mellberg, one more year

One more year, Mellberg, one more year

Oh, Mellberg, one more year!

Two more years, Mellberg, two more years....

Continue till it gets boring.

We did it for Ronny Johnsen, when he was considering to retire from my local club Vålerenga,

two years ago. He still plays for the club to this day. Worth a shot, perhaps :)

Quality!!!!

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Heard on the way to the JJB sung by a group of Villan walking behind us a funny rendition of 'Keep Right On' changed to 'Wipe that snot of the end of your nose' anyone know the words to this?

Also heard to the tune of 'don't take my sunshine away' -

We've got Scott Carson,

Mellberg and Laursen etc

anyone know thw complete version of this?

Albion fans sing it....

Wipe that snot off the end of your nose

Wipe that snot off the end

It's long and green and it can be seen

Wipe that snot off the end

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Riding from the northern shores,

A man of steel came forth,

Defend the faith of the villains pride,

battle forth, through oncoming tides,

This is the legend, of martin laursen,

a viking pure and true,

the lion heart, by many he's called

the warrior of dannish hordes XD

made this up for laursen, it would never catch on but i like it XD

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A few old cup ones would go down well tomorrow when we pull off a famous win!

My eyes have seen the glory of the Villa win the cup, seven times we've won it no -one else will catch us up, we are the boys in claret and blue we are the chosen few as the Villa go marching on on on... Glory Glory Aston Villa....

She wore, She wore, she wore a claret and blue ribbon, she wore a claret and blue ribbon in the merry month of May, and when i asked oh why she wore that ribbon, she said its for the Villa cos they're off to Wemberley.....Wemberley, wemberley, we're the famous Aston Villa and we're off to Wemberley

We're on the march with Martin's army, we're all going to Wembley, and we;ll really shake them up when we win the FA Cup cos the Villa are the greatest football team

We'll be running round the bullring with the cup

We shall not be moved, just like a team thats going to win the FA Cup we shall not be moved

When Barry goes up to lift the FA Cup we'll be there, we'll be there

Wembley, Wembley, we'll be all pissed up and we're going to Wembley

Take your pick!!

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Albion fans sing it....

Wipe that snot off the end of your nose

Wipe that snot off the end

It's long and green and it can be seen

Wipe that snot off the end

Not just albion fans, I always thought it was "its long and green and its **** obscene" but I could be wrong.

It starts off "Were off to pakistan, lalala, in a caravan, lalala"

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Heard on the way to the JJB sung by a group of Villan walking behind us a funny rendition of 'Keep Right On' changed to 'Wipe that snot of the end of your nose' anyone know the words to this?

Also heard to the tune of 'don't take my sunshine away' -

We've got Scott Carson,

Mellberg and Laursen etc

anyone know thw complete version of this?

Albion fans sing it....

Wipe that snot off the end of your nose

Wipe that snot off the end

It's long and green and it can be seen

Wipe that snot off the end

I wrote the words to wipe that snot in 1972

and it went like this;

Wipe that snot off the end of your nose

Wipe that snot off your nose

Though its long and hairy still wipe it off

till you come to the end of your nooosse

so f-ck off, f-ck off, you blue nose scum

wipe that snot off the end of your nose

BLUENOSE.

First sung by The Dougal Mob.

Wrote it because i could not stand to hear KRO

sung and still cannot, and its from where they

got to call themselves bluenoses

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