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Why cant anyone seem to manage to sing holte enders in the sky properly???

If you know what i mean then im sure you are as annoyed as me.

If you dont, check out "Johnny Cash - Ghost riders in the sky"

And replace his lyrics for these:

"As I walked down to Villa Park one dark and dusty day,

I spied a poor old City fan running far away,

I said to that poor City fan, it looks like you must die

Cos you have seen the glory of ...

Holte Enders in the sky

Yippeeeiiiooo, yippeeeiiiaaa

Holte Enders in the sky

We chased him through the terraces, we chased him down the streets,

But little did that City fan know that death must be his fate,

'Cuz Villa fans rule Birmingham and city fans know why,

'Cuz they have seen the glory of....

Holte Enders in the sky

Yippeeeiiiooo, yippeeeiiiaaa

Holte Enders in the sky"

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Why cant anyone seem to manage to sing holte enders in the sky properly???

If you know what i mean then im sure you are as annoyed as me.

If you dont, check out "Johnny Cash - Ghost riders in the sky"

And replace his lyrics for these:

"As I walked down to Villa Park one dark and dusty day,

I spied a poor old City fan running far away,

I said to that poor City fan, it looks like you must die

Cos you have seen the glory of ...

Holte Enders in the sky

Yippeeeiiiooo, yippeeeiiiaaa

Holte Enders in the sky

We chased him through the terraces, we chased him down the streets,

But little did that City fan know that death must be his fate,

'Cuz Villa fans rule Birmingham and city fans know why,

'Cuz they have seen the glory of....

Holte Enders in the sky

Yippeeeiiiooo, yippeeeiiiaaa

Holte Enders in the sky"

These are the CORRECT words to HEITS, as wrote in 1971 by Keith Bryenton,

we still sit on the Holte together,

As i walked out at Villa Park one dark and dusty day,

I spied a poor blues fan a running far away

I said to this poor city fan it looks like you might die

He said i know `cause i`ve just seen seen Holte Enders in the sky

Yippee eye aye, Yippee eye ohh, Holte Enders in the sky,

now he ran down the terraces and then towards the gate

little did he know death was to be his fate

he had one more short hour to live and then he`d hear the cry

that every city fan does fear , Holte Enders in the sky,

Yippee eye aye, Yippee eye ohh, Holte Enders in the sky,

Thier fists where just like granite and their pockets full of lead,

and when they catch a city fan, you know he`ll end up dead

`cause Villa fans rule birmingham and city fans know why,

the`ve all heard and th`ve all seen Holte Enders in the sky,

Yippee eye aye, Yippee eye ohh, Holte Enders in the sky,

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Why cant anyone seem to manage to sing holte enders in the sky properly???

If you know what i mean then im sure you are as annoyed as me.

If you dont, check out "Johnny Cash - Ghost riders in the sky"

And replace his lyrics for these:

"As I walked down to Villa Park one dark and dusty day,

I spied a poor old City fan running far away,

I said to that poor City fan, it looks like you must die

Cos you have seen the glory of ...

Holte Enders in the sky

Yippeeeiiiooo, yippeeeiiiaaa

Holte Enders in the sky

We chased him through the terraces, we chased him down the streets,

But little did that City fan know that death must be his fate,

'Cuz Villa fans rule Birmingham and city fans know why,

'Cuz they have seen the glory of....

Holte Enders in the sky

Yippeeeiiiooo, yippeeeiiiaaa

Holte Enders in the sky"

These are the CORRECT words to HEITS, as wrote in 1971 by Keith Bryenton,

we still sit on the Holte together,

As i walked out at Villa Park one dark and dusty day,

I spied a poor blues fan a running far away

I said to this poor city fan it looks like you might die

He said i know `cause i`ve just seen seen Holte Enders in the sky

Yippee eye aye, Yippee eye ohh, Holte Enders in the sky,

now he ran down the terraces and then towards the gate

little did he know death was to be his fate

he had one more short hour to live and then he`d hear the cry

that every city fan does fear , Holte Enders in the sky,

Yippee eye aye, Yippee eye ohh, Holte Enders in the sky,

Thier fists where just like granite and their pockets full of lead,

and when they catch a city fan, you know he`ll end up dead

`cause Villa fans rule birmingham and city fans know why,

the`ve all heard and th`ve all seen Holte Enders in the sky,

Yippee eye aye, Yippee eye ohh, Holte Enders in the sky,

YES YES YES YES!!!!

Thanks for your post, sorry for getting some of the words wrong!!

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Stilll prefer the ones "Who's that coming out of defence, it's Martin Laursen, it's Martin Laursen"

and

"Blond Mane, Jumping Dane, Martin Laursen"

they are original - not copies of anyone else's song. Still I guess it's nice he has a chant anyway - he deserves one.

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..which is???

To the tune of du du du du Patrick Berger du du du du

"Du du du du Martin Laursen du du du du"

and also to a lesser extent

"Martin, Martin Laursen, Martin Laursen in the aiiiiiiir"

For me, this is the one we should be using! It sounded great when we sang it to Dion so lets bring it back, plus its not so orignal! Lets get it going at Liverpool. If he's still here :roll:

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Can anyone clarify ?

Is it 'Gabby gabby gabby gabby gabby agbonlahor hes fast as **** hes fast as fuuuuuuuuck'

or...

'Gabby gabby gabby gabby gabby agbonlahor hes got to score... he's got to scoooooooore'

I swear I hear both, and just wondered what you lot sing ?

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Is it 'Gabby gabby gabby gabby gabby agbonlahor hes fast as **** hes fast as fuuuuuuuuck'

for the older of us, not that i am very old of course :winkold:

'Gabby gabby gabby gabby gabby agbonlahor hes got to score... he's got to scoooooooore'

i havent actually heard this one but i guess thats what you all tell the kids :winkold:

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For an anti-blues song

Taken from what the baggies sing to the wolves

When I was young and I had no sense

I bought a blues shirt for 20 pence

And the only thing that I used it for

Was to wipe my arse and the kitchen floor

Coz we hate the blues scum the dirty blues scum

We hate the blue scum the dirty blues scum

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Whilst I've been in Sydney i've been popping along to the occasional Sydney FC game, although the atmospihere is pretty poor they are really trying and there is one song that I reckon would sound good when I return to the Holte next seaon....

We Love, We Follow #1

We Love, We Follow #2

The song is "We love you, we follow" it would work well with Sydney substituted for Villa, I know as i sing villa under my breath at matches. Don't recall hearing any other prem teams singing it, although I could be wrong. I'd also like Holteenders in the sky to be sung to the origninal tune.

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