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Singing aye aye yippy Zat Knight,

singing aye aye yippy Zat Knight,

singing aye aye yippy,

he smokes like a hippy,

Aye aye yippy Zat Knight,

Zaaat Knight, wherever you may be,

Your villa through and through and you hate City,

You scored against Chelsea for the claret army,

And then you went home an did a line of charlie.

He's big, his black,

He smokes a bit of crack...

Zat Knight!

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I agree that we need a song for Barry at least, probably a few others. Also slowandlow if all you are going to do is moan then don`t read it, or even better make one up yourself.

Have a day off, if a chant looks shit ill say it is, and if i had any good ones id put them up. I dont, but it doesnt mean i cant say other chants are shit. I know my chants are shit so i wouldnt even put them forward, i certainly would never put forward some of the laughable chants suggested on here

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To the tune of Al Green - "Can't take my eyes off you" (I love you baby)

Oh Martin Laursen,

You are the love of my life,

Oh Martin Laursen,

I'd let you sleep with my wife,

Oh Martin Laursen,

You've got dodgy knees toooooooo

This could be adapted and used for anyone....

E.G......

Oh Martin O'Neill,

You are the love of my life,

Oh Martin O'Neill,

I'd let you sleep with my wife,

Oh Martin O'Neill,,

I want curly hair tooooooo

Oh Gareth Barry,

Etc.......

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People are trying mate whats so wrong with that. I`m not going to turn this into and arguement, but i would say as you don`t add anything you probably shouldn`t say other peoples are shit.

Nothing wrong with trying but if the songs are shit ill say they're shit.

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  • 2 weeks later...
Do we need a new chant for Barry now? Barry for England seems a bit out of date now he's an established regular! :D

'You are our Barry

Our Gareth Barry

You make us happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take our Barry away'

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How about this to the tune of "Sunshine"? "We've got Scott Carson, Bouma and Laursen, Zat Knight and Mellberg, Carew and Moore, with Reo Coker and Gareth Barry, Ashley Young and Agbonlahor...........You are my Villa, My only Villa.. :P

Now that I like! Could catch on if you could get it going.

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Posted in off topic as it appeared in a dream:

To the tune of the Tom Jones "It's not unusual"....

"Its not unusual to get skinned by Ashley Young

Its not unusual to get flattened by Big John

And when I see your keeper crumpled on the floor

Its not unusual to see you cry,

Oh you're gonna die"

I'm sure it could be made to work.

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How about this to the tune of "Sunshine"? "We've got Scott Carson, Bouma and Laursen, Zat Knight and Mellberg, Carew and Moore, with Reo Coker and Gareth Barry, Ashley Young and Agbonlahor...........You are my Villa, My only Villa.. :P

Now that I like! Could catch on if you could get it going.

Yea i will..when i get to a game that is :)

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How about this to the tune of "Sunshine"? "We've got Scott Carson, Bouma and Laursen, Zat Knight and Mellberg, Carew and Moore, with Reo Coker and Gareth Barry, Ashley Young and Agbonlahor...........You are my Villa, My only Villa.. :P

brilliant ^^

and for fun,

When he plays he’ll change the situation

Right player right side from a sunny location

He wasn’t very dear

So lets keep him hear

He’ll be so good for

He is Moustapha Salifou

Love him like you want me to

Ill do anything for yooooooooou

He is Moustapha Salifou.

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I said I bet that your shit scared of Agbonlahor

I don’t know if you even stand a chance or...

I just know that he’s gonna score

Well I bet that your shit scared of Agbonlahor

The fastest player that I’ve ever saw, Ive ever saw

Since 1874!

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"We've got Scott Carson, Bouma and Laursen, Davies and Mellberg, Carew and Moore, with Reo Coker, Barry and Berger, Ashley Young and Agbonlahor..."

Just because I don't think Knight will be in the team by the time it catches on...

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To the tune of 'You are my sunshine':

Weve got Scott Carson, Bouma and Laursen,

Zat Knight and Mellberg,

Carew and Moore

with Reo-Coker and Gareth Barry, Ashley Young and Agbonlahor

You are my Villa, my only Villa...

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